Checking back into this, I remember one incident at an old job where this little kid was off doing his thing around racks of bicycles while his parents weren't looking.
He proceeds to tear a 4-bike display down (lord only knows how), it crashes to the floor, he starts crying and his mom immediately says "you didn't do anything wrong!!!"
I dunno who I wanted to lob a grenade at more--the kid or the mom.
Yay retail.
