Perhaps a name change is appropriate. You see, The Dude Abides. He complains not about quaint language anomalies; only about stolen cars, urine-soaked rugs, missing CCR tapes, and spilled beverage.
Sometime.. there's a man.
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Oct. 18, 2009 7:40 p.m. NYG95GA SuperDork
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Oct. 18, 2009 8:18 p.m. mad_machine UberDork
Ni!
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Oct. 18, 2009 8:46 p.m. therex SuperDork
Urine soaked rug? That'll buff out.
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Oct. 18, 2009 8:50 p.m. mndsm New Reader
I take it that it did not in fact, buff out, but also required the use of Bondo, Duct Tape and/or sheet metal screws?
Sometimes people try to share optimism when it comes to automotive repair on a budget. Shameful really.
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Oct. 18, 2009 9:26 p.m. 4eyes Reader
Claff wrote:
fixedstuart in mn wrote: I'm with thedude on this...the buffing out comment was funny the first time I heard it, a million times ago. The innuendo jokes never were.
That's what she said.
PS it's a requirement for someone, anyone, to post "that'll buff right out" as soon as possible after a pic of a crashed car is posted. I thought it was in poor taste at first but I can appreciate the sick humor behind it.
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Oct. 18, 2009 9:33 p.m. Gubby New Reader
Can we stop by the In & Out Burger?
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Oct. 18, 2009 10:02 p.m. 93celicaGT2 SuperDork
In the midwest, "cornhole" means something entirely different from the meaning we get on the East Coast.
"Cornhole" is NOT, i repeat, NOT a fun game you play with your friends.
That's going to cost at least $400. That'll buff right out. PIITB Miata P71 What's that third pedal for?
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Oct. 18, 2009 10:03 p.m. Appleseed Dork
Shut the Berkley up, Donny!
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Oct. 18, 2009 10:04 p.m. Appleseed Dork
Wait, I thought there was only ONE meaning for cornhole. It was never a good thing. Ever.
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Oct. 18, 2009 10:47 p.m. Trans_Maro HalfDork
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Oct. 18, 2009 11:17 p.m. Gubby New Reader
You don't berkeley with the Jesus.
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Oct. 18, 2009 11:44 p.m. triumph7 Reader
mndsm wrote:
I take it that it did not in fact, buff out, but also required the use of Bondo, Duct Tape and/or sheet metal screws?
Sometimes people try to share optimism when it comes to automotive repair on a budget. Shameful really.
Don't forget the WD40!!!!!
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Oct. 18, 2009 11:44 p.m. xci_ed6 Reader
93celicaGT2 wrote:
In the midwest, "cornhole" means something entirely different from the meaning we get on the East Coast.
What is the east coast meaning of cornhole? As a new immigrant from the midwest, I can think of no good meaning.
Also, maybe I'm dense, but what is the sexual innuendo behind 'that will buff out'?
BTW, I don't roll on Shabbas.
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Oct. 19, 2009 12:00 a.m. Opus Dork
Hocrest wrote:
I can make a bird... a hat... a pterodactyl....
A broach.....
Shirley you cant be serious.
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Oct. 19, 2009 12:14 a.m. captainzib Reader
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Oct. 19, 2009 12:19 a.m. triumph7 Reader
Opus wrote:
Hocrest wrote:
I can make a bird... a hat... a pterodactyl....
A broach.....
Shirley you cant be serious.
Yes, I'm serious... and don't all me Shirley!
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Oct. 19, 2009 12:20 a.m. Wally UberDork
Removal is the opposite of installation
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Oct. 19, 2009 12:34 a.m. xci_ed6 Reader
Wally wrote:
Removal is the opposite of installation
ROFL!
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Oct. 19, 2009 1:08 a.m. Wally UberDork
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Oct. 19, 2009 7:27 a.m. Toyman01 HalfDork
Wally wrote:
Removal is the opposite of installation
Great!! Now I have to clean the coffee off the desk and screen.
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Oct. 19, 2009 7:54 a.m. TJ HalfDork
Lighten up Francis.
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Oct. 19, 2009 8:04 a.m. andrave HalfDork
tighten dash panels and screw up.
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Oct. 19, 2009 8:04 a.m. John Brown MegaDork
Can I take a reprieve from all the serious conversation and add that this is the weakest complaint ever.
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Oct. 19, 2009 8:54 a.m. 93celicaGT2 SuperDork
Appleseed wrote:
Wait, I thought there was only ONE meaning for cornhole. It was never a good thing. Ever.
Yeah.... you'll have a hard time if you ever visit the midwest in the warmer months.
"Hey man, want to play cornhole?"
"What the berkeley did you just ask me?!?!?!"
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Oct. 19, 2009 8:54 a.m. TJ HalfDork
Canoe?
