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  • 93celicaGT2

    Oct. 19, 2009 8:55 a.m. 93celicaGT2 SuperDork

    xci_ed6 wrote:

    93celicaGT2 wrote:

    In the midwest, "cornhole" means something entirely different from the meaning we get on the East Coast.

    What is the east coast meaning of cornhole? As a new immigrant from the midwest, I can think of no good meaning.

    Also, maybe I'm dense, but what is the sexual innuendo behind 'that will buff out'?

    BTW, I don't roll on Shabbas.

    Cornhole is a game out here played with bean bags.

    Cornhole everywhere else in the world... well... you know.

  • Otto_Maddox

    Oct. 19, 2009 10:57 a.m. Otto_Maddox New Reader

    How about getting rid of "nuff said" after a puzzling comment? For example - "My Cavalier goes 180 mph. Nuff said."

    Or how about the terms "Fail, Epic Fail, and all the variations of Owned" when said failure or ownership is not apparent?

    For example -

    Guy one: I prefer Valvoline to Castrol for my daily driver.

    Guy two: EPIC FAIL! you moron.

    Guy three: Snap! Guy two really P*wned yo butt!

  • EastCoastMojo

    Oct. 19, 2009 11:13 a.m. EastCoastMojo SuperDork

    OK, I will try to refrain from all of the sexual innuendo. Jeez.

  • John Brown

    Oct. 19, 2009 11:21 a.m. John Brown MegaDork

    Since this has turned into the general "let's whine because my insurance won't pay to have my vagina freshened" thread I will help you guys out:

    Many of you would prefer that most of the people posting to have no personality on this board. Most of the people with the issues on this board have less than 250 posts and, while I appreciate your patronage, please understand that many of us have spent years getting our post counts to where they are by offering (occasionally) sound advice. We will occasionally throw out a PiitB or a FAILFANBOIFAIL but for the most part it this is a board of regular contributors who try to keep it light and fun.

    This ain't Corner Carvers and please don't try to drag us down that road.

    John

  • Appleseed

    Oct. 19, 2009 11:32 a.m. Appleseed Dork

    They REALLY call it cornhole? Around Chicago, we call it bagg-o.

    Cold midwest winters breed weird.

  • 93celicaGT2

    Oct. 19, 2009 11:37 a.m. 93celicaGT2 SuperDork

    Appleseed wrote:

    They REALLY call it cornhole? Around Chicago, we call it bagg-o.

    Cold midwest winters breed weird.

    Yeah.... my sphincter STILL puckers everytime someone asks me if i want to play Cornhole.

    They REALLY call it cornhole. You'll hear about "Cornhole Tournaments" on the radio, see them on TV, everyone is always talking about getting drunk and playing Cornhole.

    It's so.... wrong to me.

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Oct. 19, 2009 11:41 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker Dork

    Soooo... am I correct in assuming that somewhere in the mid-west it is perfectly acceptable for a Catholic priest to ask an alterboy if they want to play a game of cornhole?

    Grade school teacher... "Cornhole at lunch everybody, OK"?

    BWahahahahaha.

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Oct. 19, 2009 11:42 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker Dork

    93celicaGT2 wrote: You'll hear about "Cornhole Tournaments" on the radio

    Do they call them Cornhole Orgys?

  • 16vCorey

    Oct. 19, 2009 11:43 a.m. 16vCorey SuperDork

    93celicaGT2 wrote:

    Appleseed wrote:

    They REALLY call it cornhole? Around Chicago, we call it bagg-o.

    Cold midwest winters breed weird.

    Yeah.... my sphincter STILL puckers everytime someone asks me if i want to play Cornhole.

    They REALLY call it cornhole. You'll hear about "Cornhole Tournaments" on the radio, see them on TV, everyone is always talking about getting drunk and playing Cornhole.

    It's so.... wrong to me.

    Yeah, it seems to be a fairly recent thing too. I've heard it called bag-o years ago, and then within the last couple of years, it's all about the corn hole. Took me by surprise too, and I've lived in Indiana most my life.

  • Duke

    Oct. 19, 2009 11:52 a.m. Duke SuperDork

    EastCoastMojo wrote:

    OK, I will try to refrain from all of the sexual innuendo. Jeez.

    I'm sorry, ECM, but that smilie is in violation of the "suggestive facial appendage" and "salacious orifice configuration" clauses of Part II of the Innuendo Prohibition Ordinance. You have 90 days to remove it or suffer penalty of law.

  • 93celicaGT2

    Oct. 19, 2009 12:09 p.m. 93celicaGT2 SuperDork

    Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

    Soooo... am I correct in assuming that somewhere in the mid-west it is perfectly acceptable for a Catholic priest to ask an alterboy if they want to play a game of cornhole?

    Grade school teacher... "Cornhole at lunch everybody, OK"?

    BWahahahahaha.

    You are correct. (shivers)

  • EastCoastMojo

    Oct. 19, 2009 12:22 p.m. EastCoastMojo SuperDork

  • suprf1y

    Oct. 19, 2009 12:58 p.m. suprf1y Reader

  • andrave

    Oct. 19, 2009 1:09 p.m. andrave HalfDork

    the hardest part of cornhole is getting the whole bag in the hole.

  • aircooled

    Oct. 19, 2009 1:12 p.m. aircooled SuperDork

    This thread has really turned down a different road...

    ....a dirt road...

  • bludroptop

    Oct. 19, 2009 1:30 p.m. bludroptop Dork

    The first time I drove by a hardware store with a sign advertising "Cornhole Supplies", I nearly wrecked my car.

  • 93celicaGT2

    Oct. 19, 2009 2:00 p.m. 93celicaGT2 SuperDork

    I'm glad to see that i'm not the only one that is thoroughly weirded out by this.

    I voice this to my friends here, and they look at me like i sprouted a "cornhole" on my forehead.

  • 16vCorey

    Oct. 19, 2009 2:17 p.m. 16vCorey SuperDork

    bludroptop wrote:

    The first time I drove by a hardware store with a sign advertising "Cornhole Supplies", I nearly wrecked my car.

    The were having a sale on this:

  • Lesley

    Oct. 19, 2009 2:54 p.m. Lesley SuperDork

    Am I naive? What in heck is the innuendo in "it'll buff right out"? And cornhole = ewww.

  • Duke

    Oct. 19, 2009 3:30 p.m. Duke SuperDork

    16vCorey wrote:

    The were having a sale on this:

    Cherry flavor? FLAVOR...?!

  • oldsaw

    Oct. 19, 2009 3:35 p.m. oldsaw HalfDork

    Lesley wrote:

    Am I naive? What in heck is the innuendo in "it'll buff right out"?

    Think "taking things into your own hands" and you'll understand; quickly, too.

  • JFX001

    Oct. 19, 2009 3:47 p.m. JFX001 Dork

    Yeah, the whole corn hole fascination thing has taken over the Midwest. Not really my thing...but to each their own. Whatever people do in the privacy of their own back yards is up to them.

  • Appleseed

    Oct. 19, 2009 4:50 p.m. Appleseed Dork

    aircooled wrote:

    This thread has really turned down a different road...

    ....a dirt road...

    No. This thread has not gone down a dirt road. It's gone down the Hershey Highway. At speed.

  • aircooled

    Oct. 19, 2009 5:29 p.m. aircooled SuperDork

    Some people use the term similarly, as in:

    "Get ready honey, I'm takin' the dirt road home tonight"

    Of course it could be a city / country thing, road vs. highway that is... those city folk, always in a hurry.

  • thedude

    Oct. 19, 2009 5:32 p.m. thedude Reader

    don't get me wrong: i'm all for innuendo jokes.

    also, "that'll buff out" isn't an innuendo joke, it is a wholly separate entity.

    the "innuendo" jokes, which they really aren't in this case, are things like saying "oh man I need a change of pants after seeing that HOT car"

    can everyone just avoid implying you just ejaculated all over your keyboard or something due to an image of a car.

    Great: "Nice looking car."
    Ok: "Thats a hot car."
    Uhh: "Oh man, that car is so damn hot I have a boner now."
    Please Refrain: "I need new underpants now."

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