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  • oldsaw

    Oct. 19, 2009 5:55 p.m. oldsaw HalfDork

    thedude wrote:

    can everyone just avoid implying you just ejaculated all over your keyboard or something due to an image of a car.

    Somehow, I think that you (and others who are like-minded) are in a minority who believe that phrase is intended as a sexual innuendo.

    Get your mind out of the gutter!

  • ignorant

    Oct. 19, 2009 5:58 p.m. ignorant PowerDork

    thedude wrote:
    Please Refrain: "I need new underpants now."

    seriously.. I need new underpants now... They're old and have holes in them. The zipper is starting to chafe my hootus.

  • Lesley

    Oct. 19, 2009 6:08 p.m. Lesley SuperDork

    Your owl? It's chafing your owl?

  • Toyman01

    Oct. 19, 2009 6:14 p.m. Toyman01 HalfDork

    What is it about human nature that make people want to control other peoples actions and words.

    Your request is unreasonable and unrealistic. Most of these guys have been on this board for a lot of years. What you are trying to do is like walking into another man's group of friends and telling them how they should act and speak to each other. It ain't going to happen. Get over it. Glean the knowledge they have and just ignore the parts that bother you.

  • Wally

    Oct. 19, 2009 6:41 p.m. Wally UberDork

    ignorant wrote:

    thedude wrote:
    Please Refrain: "I need new underpants now."

    seriously.. I need new underpants now... They're old and have holes in them. The zipper is starting to chafe my hootus.

    that wouldn't happen if you'd applied a thick coat of Rhinoliner

  • John Brown

    Oct. 19, 2009 6:44 p.m. John Brown MegaDork

    thedude wrote:

    don't get me wrong: i'm all for innuendo jokes.

    also, "that'll buff out" isn't an innuendo joke, it is a wholly separate entity.

    the "innuendo" jokes, which they really aren't in this case, are things like saying "oh man I need a change of pants after seeing that HOT car"

    can everyone just avoid implying you just ejaculated all over your keyboard or something due to an image of a car.

    Great: "Nice looking car."
    Ok: "Thats a hot car."
    Uhh: "Oh man, that car is so damn hot I have a boner now."
    Please Refrain: "I need new underpants now."

    hmmm.. I seem to recall a hundred thousand times people saying they needed a new keyboard, almost always referring 12oz of hot coffee exiting their nostril at light speed. I can say for certain I have never needed to submit my keyboard for DNA testing from anything I have seen on this board. I HAVE needed to change my diaper while looking at some of the Challenge builds but most of the time is because after seeing the picture I first say something, then I do it.

  • Carson

    Oct. 19, 2009 6:44 p.m. Carson Dork

    How'd you get holes in your underpants? Did you megasquirt them?

  • ignorant

    Oct. 19, 2009 6:48 p.m. ignorant PowerDork

    Wally wrote:

    ignorant wrote:

    thedude wrote:
    Please Refrain: "I need new underpants now."

    seriously.. I need new underpants now... They're old and have holes in them. The zipper is starting to chafe my hootus.

    that wouldn't happen if you'd applied a thick coat of Rhinoliner

    Tried it. all it did was make the little man fro look nappy.

  • RexSeven

    Oct. 19, 2009 10:53 p.m. RexSeven Dork

  • PHeller

    Oct. 19, 2009 11:11 p.m. PHeller HalfDork

    haha that's funny like the time I saw you naked.

    wait what?

  • joey48442

    Oct. 19, 2009 11:29 p.m. joey48442 SuperDork

    Toyman01 wrote:

    What is it about human nature that make people want to control other peoples actions and words.

    Your request is unreasonable and unrealistic. Most of these guys have been on this board for a lot of years. What you are trying to do is like walking into another man's group of friends and telling them how they should act and speak to each other. It ain't going to happen. Get over it. Glean the knowledge they have and just ignore the parts that bother you.

    That makes him kinda like the annoying girlfriend your friend brings around...Who tries to change everyone.

    Joey

  • Wally

    Oct. 20, 2009 1:47 a.m. Wally UberDork

    Otto_Maddox wrote:

    For example -

    Guy one: I prefer Valvoline to Castrol for my daily driver.

    Think with your dipstick Jimmy

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Oct. 20, 2009 7:25 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker Dork

    joey48442 wrote:

    That makes him kinda like the annoying girlfriend your friend brings around...Who tries to change everyone.

    Joey

    PHIITB!!

  • jrw1621

    Oct. 20, 2009 8:08 a.m. jrw1621 Dork

    As of now I am officially ignoring this thread.

  • mtn

    Oct. 20, 2009 8:11 a.m. mtn SuperDork

    Consider it ignored. I'm very good at the ignorance thing. Very good.

  • Datsun1500

    Oct. 20, 2009 8:42 a.m. Datsun1500 Dork

    Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

    joey48442 wrote:

    That makes him kinda like the annoying girlfriend your friend brings around...Who tries to change everyone.

    Joey

    PHIITB!!

    I give up, what is the extra H for? I get PIITB or PIIHB, but what is PHIITB?

  • John Brown

    Oct. 20, 2009 9:22 a.m. John Brown MegaDork

    Put Her Idiocy In The Butt?

    There is an extra I as well.

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Oct. 20, 2009 9:45 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker Dork

    Please Hit It In The ...

    I always strive to be a gentleman.

  • 93celicaGT2

    Oct. 20, 2009 9:48 a.m. 93celicaGT2 SuperDork

    Hey look!

    FREE CORNHOLE!

    http://www.502streetscene.net/forum/showthread.php?t=155333

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Oct. 20, 2009 10:13 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker Dork

    93celicaGT2 wrote:

    Hey look!

    FREE CORNHOLE!

    http://www.502streetscene.net/forum/showthread.php?t=155333

    What exactly is a "shotgun of sorts". I'll trade some copper tubing and M80s... just add sand?

  • mad_machine

    Oct. 20, 2009 2:08 p.m. mad_machine UberDork

    after spending all afternoon primering my saab (and it will need some buffing out) I needed this thread

  • orphancars

    Oct. 20, 2009 3:02 p.m. orphancars New Reader

    No more "that'll buff right out"???

    What about saying Mad Tyte, dorifto, VeeeeTekkkkk in reference to badly done Asian cars?

    Can we still say "NNAWWWWWSSSSSS!" for bad Vin Diesel subreferences?

    What about Monty Python references?? Allowed or not allowed??

    I wish someone would publish a sheet on what is and isn't allowed.....or give us all decoder rings, or something......

    What's the vector, Victor??

  • John Brown

    Oct. 20, 2009 4:03 p.m. John Brown MegaDork

    That's it everyone out of the pool.

  • Duke

    Oct. 20, 2009 4:09 p.m. Duke SuperDork

    John Brown wrote:

    That's it everyone out of the pool.

  • John Brown

    Oct. 20, 2009 4:11 p.m. John Brown MegaDork

    Thank you, I couldn't find one that websense would let me link to.

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