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March 1, 2009 8:34 p.m. NYG95GA Dork
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March 2, 2009 7:21 a.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
...the snuggie factory. Billy Mayes has a crippling Cowboy boot phobia. When he was a kid, he watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger, where chuck roundhoused 7 hungry rabid Lions to save the only vial of antidote on the face of the planet which was needed to save a litter or orphaned bunnies. Chucks boots were so terrifyingly scary, he had to create shamwows to clean up the mess. Ever since that day, billy never could...
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March 2, 2009 8:17 a.m. AngryCorvair Dork
...imagine a trip to Guido Beach without Mike Guido, and this made Billy so sad that he was heard muttering....
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March 2, 2009 9:36 a.m. Snowdoggie Reader
....a dingo ate my baby, then he went around back and....
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March 2, 2009 10:24 p.m. fastclown New Reader
... walked onto the Oprah show as a guest to discuss getting the clown his job back so he doesn't have so much time to build supercars out of used toasters. Oprah then pulled out a red wagon with 200+ pounds of fat and lard and said, take this and...
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March 2, 2009 10:48 p.m. NYG95GA Dork
turn it into bacon. At which point,...
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March 2, 2009 11:26 p.m. aussiesmg Dork
the entire forum burst into rousing applause, only to find
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March 2, 2009 11:36 p.m. Wally UltraDork
Bacon is... made from... Oprah!!!
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March 3, 2009 6:33 a.m. Jensenman MegaDork
At this point Charlton Heston (risen from the grave) burst in and yelled 'Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!' Oprah immediately roundhouse kicked him in the chops because everyone knows that NOBODY upstages Oprah even if she is made of bacon. Heston immediately called upon the NRA to...
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March 3, 2009 6:40 a.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
...create a trebouchet strong enough to hurl a 250lb, bacon based, un-named multi million dollar television star from chicago directly to Guido beach. Charlton and the NRA both new that, once there, all that bacon would force the Guido Beach party people to instinctively...
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March 3, 2009 1:54 p.m. Jensenman MegaDork
...heavily grease their hair with all that pork fat. The wanton destruction of an enormous and self important TV personality for the 'beautification' of the Guidos caused the ghost of Sigmund Freud to exclaim...
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March 3, 2009 1:57 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
...berkeley this, where is the blow...
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March 3, 2009 2:01 p.m. Grtechguy SuperDork
gun? I need to clear out.....
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March 3, 2009 2:14 p.m. Snowdoggie Reader
....all the pron the Mormons have been downloading so that.....
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March 3, 2009 2:18 p.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
... Mr. Dapro can get a little extra bandwidth for his floundering on and on about...
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March 3, 2009 10:04 p.m. Toyman01 New Reader
...nothing in particular. While all that was going on, Chuck decided to have Texas secede from the union because Al and Barack and Oprah (the bacon lady) were driving him...
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March 3, 2009 10:06 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
whatever it was he went on about. But the problem has been solved thanks to the Dork Queen who now has a new patio. Be carefull because she still has room for...
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March 4, 2009 7:42 a.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
neon4891 wrote:
whatever it was he went on about. But the problem has been solved thanks to the Dork Queen who now has a new patio. Be carefull because she still has room for...
...the gazeebo from Hell...constructed from blown heads from 60s European cars, and pure hatred which was harvested and concentrated from the source of all hatred, which is more commonly known as...
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March 4, 2009 9:20 a.m. mtn Dork
4cylndrfury wrote:
...the gazeebo from Hell...constructed from blown heads from 60s European cars, and pure hatred which was harvested and concentrated from the source of all hatred, which is more commonly known as...
... the purple teletubby...
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March 4, 2009 9:28 a.m. Snowdoggie Reader
.........who was falsely accused of being gay by a member of the.....
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March 4, 2009 10:19 a.m. nickel_dime HalfDork
KKK. With Obama in office the KKK is now focusing their hate on purple Teletubbies and now instead of burning crosses they...
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March 4, 2009 10:24 a.m. Jensenman MegaDork
... go on the Colbert Report and Stephen Colbert once again exposes them for the idiots they are. This enrages the Klukker so much that they all spontaneously explode, the resulting confetti...
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March 4, 2009 12:54 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
...was saved for the parade for the return of the Black Stig...
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March 4, 2009 3:03 p.m. Snowdoggie Reader
....who really wasn't wanting to return anytime soon so he sent.......
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March 4, 2009 4:07 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
...LQ back to Ormond Beach with the remnants of the Neon that grenaded in Pyongyang along with one RHD E30 325is since...
