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March 5, 2009 10:45 a.m. nickel_dime HalfDork
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March 5, 2009 10:53 a.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
...end up in a ridiculous staring contest that wont end until...
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March 5, 2009 5:34 p.m. NYG95GA Dork
the Neon says "hi", and the Bimmer says "bye", which is fairly predictable, seeing as how...
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March 5, 2009 8:21 p.m. fastclown New Reader
a Bimmer (MINI) had a Neon engine it for the first few years. Then keeping in the Mini tradition of minimal changes in 41 years, the BMWMINI decided to...
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March 5, 2009 9:07 p.m. Jensenman MegaDork
...remain a BEON in spite of the ranting and cursing of the clown, who immediately grabbed Chuck Norris by the goolies (hey, even Chuck knows when to lay low) and they took a 747 across the Atlantic to the headquarters of BMW where they...
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March 5, 2009 9:17 p.m. ArtOfRuin HalfDork
... presented a strongly-worded letter the UN would be proud of to the CEO of BMW, who promptly...
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March 8, 2009 12:33 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
asked if Lizard Queen wrote it, which would make it unacceptable to...
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March 8, 2009 12:49 p.m. Jerry From LA Reader
mel_horn wrote:
asked if Lizard Queen wrote it, which would make it unacceptable to...
The Lizard King, currently ensconced at the summer palace with his favorite concubine named...
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March 8, 2009 3:14 p.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
BACON WOMAN!!! Queen of the airwaves, matron of chicagoland, and the master of...
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March 9, 2009 3:50 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
giving away cars. And it turns out that the stig was in the audience that day. In his lap in this new resonably priced car (it was free) he decided to listen to...
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March 9, 2009 4:35 p.m. Snowdoggie Reader
....the King of the Feral Armadillos who demanded that he....
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March 9, 2009 9:57 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
search the term "Cinnabar E30" and report on his findings to the President of Namibia* by close of business on...
*(Or is it NAMBLA?)
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March 9, 2009 10:00 p.m. EastCoastMojo Dork
Friday the 13th, which was known to be a ...
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March 10, 2009 7:05 a.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
...great day for baking muffins. It is a little known fact that the perfect recipe for muffins includes 2 heaping tablespoons of ...
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March 10, 2009 7:16 a.m. NYG95GA Dork
bacon, but only if you grind it first, and add Cajun spices to the....
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March 10, 2009 7:25 a.m. Grtechguy SuperDork
Feral Armadillos before roasting and feeding to....
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March 10, 2009 9:30 a.m. JohnGalt Reader
the hordes of starving SUV's, which makes mileages...
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March 11, 2009 10:41 a.m. nickel_dime HalfDork
go up but you still can't get there from here because the SUV's now stop for every dead armadillo on the side of the road. But meanwhile back at the ranch...
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March 11, 2009 4:15 p.m. fiat22turbo SuperDork
http://jalopnik.com/5168336/commenter-of-the-day-hi-billy-mays-here-edition
Billy Mays begins infiltrating the automotive world, until EastCoastMojo jumps out of the bushes and stabs him repeatedly until dead. Meanwhile in the great city of Metropolis.....
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March 11, 2009 5:01 p.m. ArtOfRuin HalfDork
...Vince Offer, sensing the death of his comrade-in-sales, jumps into a phone booth and transforms into... Smarmy-Man! Complete with a Sham-Wow cape and Slap-Chop sidearm, Smarmy-Man flies to...
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March 11, 2009 5:09 p.m. Toyman01 Reader
to the top of a nearby tree where he is immediately struck by a low flying plane. Speaker Plosi screamed at her pilot...
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March 11, 2009 6:52 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
" Get this freakin' Gulfstream V up to altitude! I got some earmarks to write!" while the ghost of Billy Mays, at the cabin door testing a repaired parachute, replies" It has the strength..."
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March 11, 2009 8:00 p.m. Grtechguy SuperDork
of a thousand miatas.....
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March 11, 2009 8:04 p.m. Toyman01 Reader
or was that mosquitoes. Billy's ghost never could be sure. He strapped one to him self and...
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March 11, 2009 8:06 p.m. Grtechguy SuperDork
sneezed.... so hard, he flew out the open cabin door....
