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  • Toyman01

    March 21, 2009 8:55 p.m. Toyman01 Reader

    ..'s Grand Slam. If you squeeze the grease out of it you can change the oil in...

  • 4cylndrfury

    March 22, 2009 7:46 a.m. 4cylndrfury Reader

    ...a lawnmower powered mosquito zapper. There is an age old legend in these parts that just such a zapper was once involved in a disturbingly gruesome...

  • cwh

    March 22, 2009 1:43 p.m. cwh Dork

    event featuring Billy Mays, rabid armadillos, political threads, and a blue Miata. Then Margie.....

  • Grtechguy

    March 22, 2009 3:40 p.m. Grtechguy SuperDork

    started another patio project....leaving multiple GRM members wondering why...

  • fastclown

    March 22, 2009 10:06 p.m. fastclown New Reader

    she removed that hairy wart from her....

  • nickel_dime

    March 26, 2009 8:53 a.m. nickel_dime HalfDork

    husbands navel. The thought Tim's hairy navel wart killed this thread because...

  • confuZion3

    March 26, 2009 9:24 a.m. confuZion3 Dork

    it grew a mind of its own and attacked nickle_dime with a dull, slightly rusty . . .

  • 4cylndrfury

    March 26, 2009 9:27 a.m. 4cylndrfury Reader

    ...Chuck norris Belt buckle, removed from a Mr. T accessory starter kit that the armadillos stole from...

  • John Brown

    March 26, 2009 9:42 a.m. John Brown MegaDork

    The David S. Wallens Museum of Cool E36 M3 My Mommy Bought Me When I Was Seven.

    Frankenstein never scared...

  • confuZion3

    March 26, 2009 9:44 a.m. confuZion3 Dork

    ...children. Instead, he preferred to . . .

  • Jensenman

    March 26, 2009 9:50 a.m. Jensenman MegaDork

    ...serve as a role model for Challenge car builders. Then plance1 suddenly vanished somewhere in the area of Margie's new patio. This caused the Challenge participants to all cower in fear as...

  • confuZion3

    March 26, 2009 9:51 a.m. confuZion3 Dork

    ...a new hero was born. He stepped forward to the front of the crowd and proclaimed that...

  • NYG95GA

    March 26, 2009 1:41 p.m. NYG95GA Dork

    concrete overshoes really weren't that uncomfortable, considering the weight and unremoveable nature of them. However, they did....

  • confuZion3

    March 26, 2009 1:48 p.m. confuZion3 Dork

    ...tend to taste quite badly, as he later discovered while . . .

  • Jensenman

    March 26, 2009 3:46 p.m. Jensenman MegaDork

    ...stuffing his foot repeatedly in his mouth as he wondered why Per was unloading bags of lime. He also wondered out loud what the retail value of the used lime bags would be if they were used to....

  • Toyman01

    March 26, 2009 3:53 p.m. Toyman01 Reader

    ..line the seat of a Challenge car. Though no one with a brain would use them because...

  • NYG95GA

    March 26, 2009 4:08 p.m. NYG95GA Dork

    everyone knows that lime tends to chap one's butt. Still, the empty lime bags could be used to carry away the...

  • cwh

    March 26, 2009 4:14 p.m. cwh Dork

    dead armadillos from Per's back yard. However, Billy Mays protested loudly, saying....

  • confuZion3

    March 26, 2009 5:03 p.m. confuZion3 Dork

    PIITB!

  • mel_horn

    March 26, 2009 8:01 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork

    while demonstrating that "It has the strength to..."

  • Snowdoggie

    March 26, 2009 11:00 p.m. Snowdoggie Reader

    ...blow Yugo rods into the next dimension, causing....

  • Toyman01

    March 27, 2009 6:32 a.m. Toyman01 Reader

    a massive shift in the value of things. Instantly Lemons cars were worth more than F1 cars. This made all the Challenge people...

  • Jensenman

    March 27, 2009 7:01 a.m. Jensenman MegaDork

    ...cry in their beer because this immediately jacked the price of junky donor cars outta sight. Then wheels777 leaped up and shouted 'Eureka!' at the top of his lungs (at least he kept his clothes on unlike Archimedes) and said...

  • nickel_dime

    March 27, 2009 7:29 a.m. nickel_dime HalfDork

    the law of buoyancy is all wrong when it comes to tire pressures. It's not the weight of the concrete they displace rather it's their ability to...

  • Snowdoggie

    March 27, 2009 9:10 a.m. Snowdoggie Reader

    ....excite feral armadillos who will then stampede....

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