wondering why/how this thread is still going on. Suddenly Mr. Rodgers burst in and exclaimed...
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March 27, 2009 1:26 p.m. thatsnowinnebago HalfDork
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March 27, 2009 7:17 p.m. fastclown New Reader
excuse son, will you hold this for me? The little boy started to cry when he saw the old, dead looking...
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March 28, 2009 1:13 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
armadillo skewered on the E30's antenna (only one functioning) while the Sham Wow guy beat it... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
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March 28, 2009 1:23 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
like Jako told him to. This caused Weird Al to burst in with Dr. Demento by his side. Ray Stevens was not in the group because he was working on his challenge car powered by 100 half crazed Mississippi Squirls. The flaw with the plan is that the squirl engine could only fit in to a...
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March 28, 2009 4:07 p.m. Toyman01 Reader
Peterbuilt. Instead, he decided to use it as the tow rig for the new improved challenge car powered by...
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March 29, 2009 1:07 a.m. thatsnowinnebago HalfDork
fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads. The scent of said fish heads attracted the attention of a nearby...
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March 29, 2009 9:56 a.m. neon4891 SuperDork
group of cats. Soon fallowed their owner the Crazy Cat Lady who turned out to be...
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March 29, 2009 10:41 a.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
billy mayes...disguised in his limited edition "members Only" snuggie. The sight of this new must have fashion accessory only further proved the point that...
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March 29, 2009 10:57 a.m. NYG95GA Dork
a bathrobe put on backwards only serves to ....
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March 29, 2009 10:58 a.m. mel_horn HalfDork
prove to anyone who participates in future Challenges must have their Snuggie rated SFI-5 due to a fortunately and narrowly averted disaster last year when...
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March 30, 2009 6:36 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
the a member local snuggie cult got too close to the ritual fire. the fortunate part is that it was put out by...
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March 31, 2009 3:00 p.m. nickel_dime HalfDork
the zamboni when it...
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March 31, 2009 4:12 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
backed into the sucker Vette. Per called foul based on...
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March 31, 2009 4:17 p.m. Rusty_Rabbit84 New Reader
the bed of Uncle Jessie's truck while the Duke boys...
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April 1, 2009 4:08 p.m. nickel_dime HalfDork
offered me a taste of their moonshine to celebrate my entry into Dorkdom. As an entry level Dork I'll have to pay my penance by...
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April 1, 2009 4:13 p.m. nickel_dime Dork
eating crow because my 1000th post didn't carry me through the rusted gate into dorkville. The masterdorks will now have to...
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April 5, 2009 6:35 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
be awarded half post credit should any of their posts be interrupted by rain before they were halfway finished (i.e., Malaysian GP).
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April 6, 2009 8:48 a.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
Speaking of halfway finished, Margie started a new brick bar-b-que project that was interrupted when Chuck norris roundhouse kicked a hole in the door and jumped through exclaiming...
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April 7, 2009 9:16 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
" I pity the poor fool who lets this thread die! Hey, nice patio, Your Margeness, but..."
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April 7, 2009 11:43 p.m. Volksroddin HalfDork
I need some pepper-jack chease for this....
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April 8, 2009 7:49 a.m. Jensenman MegaDork
..sayeth the J-Man who LOVES pepper jack cheese.
Chuck Norris tried to hog all the pepper jack for himself and the J Man immediately...
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April 8, 2009 9:04 a.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
...turned the heat up to "Az in august", which melted all the cheese. J Man exclaimed "If I cant have the cheese, No one gets it
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April 8, 2009 1:36 p.m. driver109x Reader
...Stab Billy Mays in the eyes for starting a new reality show called Pitchman coming soon on some cable channel. But ECM found out about it first and decided to...
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April 8, 2009 7:32 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
...resurrect old Andy Little infomercial tapes in an attempt to...
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April 9, 2009 2:33 p.m. nickel_dime Dork
throw Mojo into a complete hissy fit. In a blinding rage she...
