dug up Billy Mayes and stabbed him in the eyes yet AGAIN. Then she chased ShamWow guy down in the red light district and stabbed HIM in the eye as well. Blinded, the ShamWow guy staggered in circles screaming...
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April 9, 2009 2:35 p.m. Jensenman MegaDork
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April 9, 2009 2:57 p.m. Rusty_Rabbit84 Reader
"take me home tonight" by eddie money while...
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April 10, 2009 7:00 a.m. mel_horn HalfDork
Mojo cut off Little's ponytail and strangled Vince the Sham Wow guy with it, while...
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April 10, 2009 7:06 a.m. Jensenman MegaDork
... all the GRM crew stood around scratching their heads trying to figure out how the ShamWow guy strangled himself. Then Wheels 777...
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April 10, 2009 7:23 a.m. John Brown MegaDork
Went 162mph in a bathtub with a SBC under the drain. That guy can...
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April 10, 2009 3:07 p.m. Rusty_Rabbit84 Reader
juggle a cat, dog and squirrel while singing...
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April 10, 2009 3:12 p.m. Jensenman MegaDork
... 'I hope East Coast Mojo don't turn her bees loose on me while I'm going 162 MPH in this V8 powered bathtub while juggling vermin and critters'. ECM heard this, called Lesley and they...
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April 10, 2009 3:17 p.m. EastCoastMojo Dork
died laughing at this funny thread.
Then we rounded up some more varmints for Wheels 777 to juggle while playing the..
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April 12, 2009 7:32 p.m. Toyman01 Reader
...fiddle with his left foot and a welder with the right. Then he he got serious and...
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April 13, 2009 8:56 a.m. 4cylndrfury HalfDork
put in Whitesnakes greatest hits, and turned the volume up to "misdemeanor disturbing the peace". All that racket, not to mention the squeals from the large pregnant possum he was juggling, caught the attention of those damned 'dillos, who, at the thought of being juggled, began to
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April 13, 2009 4:57 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
disassociate themselves from the Somali pirates. The same, alas, could not be said for...
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April 13, 2009 5:16 p.m. Toyman01 Reader
...the US Navy, who just disassociated some Somali pirates. Chuck Norris in the mean while...
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April 13, 2009 5:41 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
addmitted that all he has done is in preperation for his afterlife battle with Bruce Lee. The down side with this is that...
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April 13, 2009 7:26 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
one has to be deceased to do this. Chuck also revealed that the Octomom is again pregnant and this time...
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April 13, 2009 7:30 p.m. Toyman01 Reader
...is giving birth to eight more of Chuck's fists. It is expected that...
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April 13, 2009 9:11 p.m. NYG95GA Dork
despite conventional wisdom, the Octomom's children are rarely born with beards, However, Bruce Lee's spirit has been reincarnated as a slab of concrete somewhere in Florida, meaning that...
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April 14, 2009 6:50 a.m. 4cylndrfury HalfDork
...marge's patio will have to begin an 8 week training regimen including carb loading and weight training on the military press if it ever hopes to...
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April 14, 2009 10:14 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
...take on the Octogang in the battle for supremacy. In other news,Phil Spector announced his intent to enter his former Cobra Daytona Coupe in the $2009 Challenge claiming massive depreciation in order to slip it in under the dollar limit, while Polar Bear Woman...
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April 17, 2009 4:16 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
RIP this thread...
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April 17, 2009 4:35 p.m. Jensenman MegaDork
...and BAM ZAP it struggles back to life, much like the conglomeration of Billy Mayes' much East Coast Mojo mutilated body and Chuck Norris' carcass (that happened when he tried to get smarty mouth with Margie). The gross combination of Chuck Mayes (or was it Billy Norris?)immediately...
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April 17, 2009 5:52 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
began to procreate with Polar Bear Woman (from the Berlin Zoo) with the hope of offspring ...
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April 17, 2009 5:56 p.m. ignorant PowerDork
.... resembling tattoo from fantasy island. While off in the distance...
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April 18, 2009 12:48 p.m. Toyman01 Reader
...Mr T could be seen planting a garden. He does this every spring because...
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April 20, 2009 1:23 p.m. 4cylndrfury HalfDork
...Dillos are repulsed by the thought of eating freshly harvested spinach, and if theres one thing Mr T hates , its those damn dirty Dillos...his armadillo madness sprang from a traumatic childhood experience involving a Bea Arthur, 6 pints of neapolitan ice cream, and the the worlds largest...
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April 20, 2009 1:40 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
candle. Unfortuantly the back story is too twisted for mortals to comprehend, until the invention of the...
