... wondrous item known as Bea Arthur's Armadillo Candle Lube and Neapolitan Ice Cream Topping Extraordinare. This glop shot to the top of the sales charts....
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April 20, 2009 2:39 p.m. Jensenman MegaDork
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April 20, 2009 7:06 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
...when its use as a tire mounting lubricant became known. Alas, as winter became spring, tire technicians became frustrated as the formerly firm paste began to...
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April 20, 2009 7:50 p.m. Toyman01 Reader
...evaporate at an alarming rate. The vapor proved to be toxic to Armored Armadillos. PETA promptly...
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April 21, 2009 2:16 p.m. 4cylndrfury HalfDork
...hired polar bear woman to be their spokesperson durring 30 second TV commercials set to air during the...
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April 22, 2009 5:04 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
24 Hours of Lemons scheduled for Capitol Hill in Washington...
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April 22, 2009 9:23 p.m. nickel_dime Dork
, it will be run on the beltway but you'll have to look hard to see it. The race looks just like the normal traffic in that area. Mean while back at the ranch...
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April 25, 2009 7:04 p.m. Jensenman MegaDork
... Bea Arthur has passed on http://www.comcast.net/articles/entertainment/20090425/US.Obit.Arthur/ meaning sadly she no longer is a part of the armadillo lube fantasy.
So Jay Lamm...
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April 28, 2009 6:38 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
denied any knowledge of the 747 buzzing Manhattan until Hillary declared...
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April 28, 2009 7:25 p.m. nickel_dime Dork
it stained her pant suit. The stain looked like...
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April 28, 2009 8:52 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
...the Virgin Mary. it was propmtly put on ebay with a starting bid of...
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April 28, 2009 9:20 p.m. Toyman01 Reader
...$19.95 plus $6.95 shipping and handling for a limited time only and not available in stores. Chuck Norris bid on it but wouldn't pay more than...
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April 29, 2009 7:53 a.m. 4cylndrfury HalfDork
...the cost of an awesome auger because the auger comes with a free drill, but wait, if you call right now, for a limited time, cuz they cant do this all day, chucks awesome auger also included a free pair of...
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April 29, 2009 8:03 a.m. neon4891 SuperDork
...chin-fists, beat that Billy.
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April 29, 2009 2:51 p.m. Jensenman MegaDork
Did somebody say 'chin fists?'
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May 2, 2009 8:44 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
finaly launched his "Chin Fist" infomercial in time to save the thread from page 3. Unfortunatly It did not save him from all the facebook users who listed him in the top 5 "people to punch in the face"
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July 23, 2009 6:30 a.m. 4cylndrfury Dork
unfortunately, facebook crashed, and the time warp resulting from the black hole of despair felt by all facebookers after having to finally start a twitter account sucked a majority of the eastern seaboard back to the 90s. The best- or worst depending on your opinion - of the 90s was...
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July 23, 2009 7:43 p.m. cb New Reader
the simple fact that i actually had hair which made me look like.......
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July 23, 2009 7:46 p.m. EastCoastMojo Dork
Roseanne Barr on a good day. Fortunately, this was only visable during a total eclipse when the ...
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July 23, 2009 7:47 p.m. cb New Reader
bright light emminating from the area around her...................
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July 23, 2009 9:05 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
...provided enough solar energy to recharge ten Chevy Volts, if only...
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July 23, 2009 10:21 p.m. cb New Reader
we are able to find someone short enough to fit in the area that is................
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July 24, 2009 4:13 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
roughly the size of a Jersey City courtroom...
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July 24, 2009 9:40 p.m. cb Reader
but little did we realize that we would have to wait in line behind...........
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July 25, 2009 12:31 p.m. DustoffDave New Reader
...Donald Trump, his hair, and a frenzied mob of...
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Jan. 5, 2010 10:14 p.m. CagleRacing New Reader
my hometown of...
