Chuck and Mr. T had to drink every time anyone was roundhouse kicked or a fool was pitied. Chuck was...
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Feb. 7, 2009 10:31 p.m. maroon92 SuperDork
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Feb. 8, 2009 2:49 a.m. NYG95GA Dork
...impressed that no matter how many times he kicked Mr. T in the head, he wouldn't fall off his...
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Feb. 8, 2009 3:11 p.m. Toyman01 New Reader
pink tricycle with the bring bring bell. Every time Chuck kicked him he just...
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Feb. 8, 2009 3:15 p.m. thatsnowinnebago HalfDork
smiled and pitied the fool that thinks he can knock Mr T off his tricycle.
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Feb. 8, 2009 5:44 p.m. porksboy HalfDork
Meanwhile back at the farm Hilary was having troubles of her own, the milking floor was covered in...
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Feb. 8, 2009 7:07 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
...cow manure, the conveyor had broken and the subsidy for cow poo to run NYC buses had been discontinued.
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Feb. 8, 2009 7:09 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
now that the busses were down , Wally found a new job...
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Feb. 8, 2009 7:20 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
...as a train operator, conveniently running into Bill on the morning run into Manhattan. Bill confided in his new friend that "I got this sweet deal with Biden, see; every so often he says something stupid to one of our allies and 'bama has to send Hill over to take care of it before the E36 M3 hits the fan. Gets her out of the country for a couple weeks so I can..."
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Feb. 8, 2009 8:06 p.m. Jensenman UltimaDork
... go check up on Adrienne Barbeau's recovery from the toilet tissue incident. That usually works out well because...
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Feb. 8, 2009 8:51 p.m. Toyman01 New Reader
anyone who has ever had the toilet tissue problem knows that it is real painful. Bill is used to pain though because...
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Feb. 9, 2009 6:16 a.m. 914Driver Dork
Hillary's paper bag fell off. It just shows to go you...
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Feb. 9, 2009 8:48 a.m. John Brown MegaDork
You can put put lipstick on a pig but you still have to call him Guido the Clown
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Feb. 9, 2009 8:58 a.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
Speaking of which, Guido got a gig as a driver in the first ever Mazda endorsed "Tricycle from Hades" figure 8 race. It was going great until the zipper on his suit broke and...
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Feb. 9, 2009 9:22 a.m. Jensenman UltimaDork
the world discovered that Guido is hairy all over.
Those in immediate attendance were struck blind, those at a further distance received minor burns. The ambulance drivers...
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Feb. 9, 2009 9:27 a.m. neon4891 SuperDork
Who turned out to be the Stigs...
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Feb. 9, 2009 10:37 a.m. RX Reven' Reader
Examined Guido and confidently proclaimed “classic case of LQ syndrome”. Guido pleaded to know what that was but all they’d say was “see, there’s your moisture…that’s going to mildew, that’s going to smell”. Hearing this, Guido…
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Feb. 9, 2009 11:45 a.m. ignorant PowerDork
said, "where can I get a 5 gallon bucket of NAIR for men." And with that...
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Feb. 9, 2009 11:58 a.m. John Brown MegaDork
used his mullet to
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Feb. 9, 2009 12:54 p.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
do bill a solid by covering Hills Face while he...
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Feb. 9, 2009 4:58 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
removed her pumpkin-colored pantsuit and
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Feb. 9, 2009 5:17 p.m. ckosacranoid HalfDork
wow, i did not think thaT this threrd would take on a life of its own like this...talk about funny though with starting with something stupid......
heehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehe
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Feb. 9, 2009 6:01 p.m. Toyman01 New Reader
solemnly declared that he would never have relations with another woman. Meanwhile back at the farm, Bessy the cow...
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Feb. 9, 2009 6:29 p.m. AngryCorvair Dork
chewed her cud and remembered her old friend Hillary's....
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Feb. 9, 2009 6:32 p.m. John Brown MegaDork
on her way to get an Angry Whopper... made famous because
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Feb. 9, 2009 11:26 p.m. thatsnowinnebago HalfDork
Mad Cow Whoppers didn't sell nearly as well.
