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Feb. 19, 2009 12:27 p.m. Toyman01 New Reader
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Feb. 19, 2009 12:27 p.m. Jensenman UltimaDork
brought Billy Mays back into the picture. Mays promptly started doing an infomercial for...
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Feb. 19, 2009 12:49 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
how oxi clean removes blood stains from cultist snuggies.
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Feb. 19, 2009 2:09 p.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
Little did Hill know, Mays used her stockpile of black market snuggie knockoffs for his infomercial, which had a majority of the securities and exchange commision in the audience. When they saw this, they severely hindered her plan to...
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Feb. 19, 2009 9:00 p.m. AngryCorvair Dork
fire up the coke for guns program out of Mena, which made Dr Hess....
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Feb. 20, 2009 5:50 a.m. 914Driver Dork
compare LQ's live presence to the media promo photos and rethink "The Portrait of Dorian Gray".
Hmmmm, interesting but...
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Feb. 20, 2009 7:37 a.m. Jensenman UltimaDork
... Dorian's portrait appears to have come off as the better of the two.
Upon hearing this, the LQ bared her vampire fangs and quickly buried them in...
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Feb. 20, 2009 8:03 a.m. 914Driver Dork
...the right rear tire of a Mini. Some tire biters just can't be broken.
Upon witnessing this heanous/erotic (to some) act, Ckosacranoid decided to resurrect his little playmate in the cellar.
She only comes out...
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Feb. 20, 2009 1:52 p.m. Rustfinger New Reader
...for a plate of sliders 'n fries, just then Billy Mays ran down into the cellar with his new burger grille and proclaimed, "...
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Feb. 20, 2009 2:53 p.m. NYG95GA Dork
If you call in the next 15 minutes, we will add...
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Feb. 20, 2009 3:03 p.m. EastCoastMojo Dork
but he was unable to finish because EastCoastMojo came out of nowhere and stabbed him repeatedly in the eye. So remember...
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Feb. 20, 2009 3:34 p.m. Snowdoggie Reader
...to never feed tofu to feral Armadillos because........
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Feb. 20, 2009 4:45 p.m. Jensenman MegaDork
the resulting flatulence truly angers East Coast Mojo. This will make her not only repeatedly stab Billy Mays in the eye but also...
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Feb. 20, 2009 4:51 p.m. EastCoastMojo Dork
scream "Die motherberkeleyer!" although she realizes that her efforts are futile as Billy Mays will never die. This however, does not prevent
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Feb. 20, 2009 4:56 p.m. Snowdoggie Reader
......the flatulence of feral Armadillos from adding to the global warming problem that really pisses off Al Gore who then gets in his Prius and....
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Feb. 20, 2009 5:54 p.m. Jensenman MegaDork
...is immediately attacked by Billy Mays and the LQ, both of whom were hiding in the battery compartment and are now shown to be vampires. Al Gore becomes a vampire as well, meaning his already gigantic carbon footprint will...
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Feb. 20, 2009 8:28 p.m. Toyman01 New Reader
actually get smaller because you know vampires can only come out at night. East Coast Mojo then traded her knife in for a S&W loaded with silver bullets and collected Al's carbon credits. Then...
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Feb. 20, 2009 9:53 p.m. Rustfinger New Reader
...despite being told it's "not sold in stores", went out shopping for a snuggie and a sham-wow, only to find...
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Feb. 21, 2009 7:44 a.m. mel_horn HalfDork
the existing inventory was bought up by Marge and offered exclusively through the GRM Store. Hillary, having invested heavily in this venture sent an anti-bootleg warning to the North Koreans through a cryptic statement , noting " the answer is always Miata", allowing Per to...
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Feb. 21, 2009 12:56 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
acuire armadilo armor to fit to a miata, and a saab. But he didnt bother with the ACR because the engine...
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Feb. 21, 2009 1:25 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
grenaded itself on the dock at Pyongyang. Kim Jong-il remarked to Hillary "That all you got?" while revealing that his father had bought 300 brand new Cinnabar E30 325is 2drs for government functionaries back in the '80s. They had sat idle all these years because no one in NK knew how to drive stick. "Your friend Tommy may have all of them as soon as you tell me what the definition of 'is' is." This became a Challenge because...
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Feb. 21, 2009 10:23 p.m. Appleseed Reader
as we all know, all Challenges must be completed under $200X dollars, which means Kim Jong-il's definition of "is"....
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Feb. 22, 2009 6:34 a.m. wheels777 HalfDork
...includes unexpected references to....
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Feb. 22, 2009 6:47 a.m. Toyman01 New Reader
...why you can't put a square hole in a round peg but you can...
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Feb. 22, 2009 7:47 a.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
...make a triangle shaped hole by pegging a Wankel. This amazing realization changed the course of history by...
