Anyways, this thread is useless without pictures.
Link to the auction:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130425017504&ssPageName...
My message to the seller, 15 minutes after receiving the package:
"Dear seller,
I was excited to get the guitar so quickly (about 15 minutes ago,) however was really disappointed in the condition. While the condition in the linked "mygear" page was listed as "VERY GOOD!" and the finish as "original," the guitar has not only obviously been repainted (white over red, which shows through in the numerous scratches,) in what looks to be latex paint, but the horns look like someone went at them with a hatchet (in an attempt to 'reshape' the guitar maybe?,) and even as a smoker, the smell of stale cigarette smoke inside the case made me gag when I opened it. I'll be going to the UPS store for a shipping quote today, and decide whether to send it back or re-list it with an ACCURATE description on ebay. I hope you'll honor your return policy.
Thanks,
Mike"
...The plot thickens. I get the guitar home last night. The EMG active pickup in the bridge "kind of" works. The other 2 do not...probably because the wires have been REMOVED. Not just "clipped" or wired all berkeleyed up. Gone. The wires for the EMG were connected with electrical tape. Lovely.
Sending the seller another message today, asking if he'll refund the ENTIRE amount, as I've only got until tomorrow to send it back. Not really sure what to do if he doesn't reply.
Regarding the "see if he'll do a partial refund," check out his feedback. Anyone who's done this in the passed has been labeled as an EXTORTIONIST!!! lawlz.
Either way, I should've known better. Seemed like a killer deal, and I ignored too many warning signs.