OK, end run, or loophole, depending on how you look at it. After much discussion with the suspense title people, I found that on a car older than 25 years, you can register it as an antique, which has some limitations associated with it, like not your daily driver, no towing, original condition or some such, etc. Not a problem with a Europa. Antique registration only requires a bill of sale. You don't even need a title at all. My problem was that I was one transfer of ownership chain short on the original title. You do need insurance. Clicky clicky on the Geico web page. So, off with my paperwork back to the tax office, this time including my DD's registration and my new insurance card, they call Little Rock, they release the hold, I have plates. Title on the way.