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  • ansonivan

    Jan. 18, 2012 2:05 p.m. ansonivan Dork

    "Fort Myers, Florida (News-Press) -- An officer with the Fort Myers Police Department recently encountered some unusual suspects holding up traffic.

    Ten tiny ducklings were attempting to cross the road but got stuck near the overpass at Colonial Boulevard and U.S. 41.

    Officer Glenn Eppler's dash camera caught the incident on video, but the rescue proved to be difficult as it wasn't easy getting the ducks in a row.

    A citizen jumped in to help as the birds chirped in a fuzzy frenzy. Ultimately the ducks were taken to a grassy area and reunited with their mother."

    http://youtu.be/Rcg-xrYoVRs

  • Appleseed

    Jan. 18, 2012 2:48 p.m. Appleseed SuperDork

    Was he yelling at the ducklings and threatening to taze them?

  • DuctTape&Bondo

    Jan. 18, 2012 2:57 p.m. DuctTape&Bondo Reader

    hahaha "wasn't easy getting the ducks in a row"

  • 16vCorey

    Jan. 18, 2012 3:07 p.m. 16vCorey SuperDork

    Appleseed wrote:

    Was he yelling at the ducklings and threatening to taze them?

    No, he kicked them in the nuts and punched their faces until they got out of the road.

  • Xceler8x

    Jan. 18, 2012 3:31 p.m. Xceler8x SuperDork

    Most cops are good guys.

  • RossD

    Jan. 18, 2012 3:51 p.m. RossD SuperDork

    It's almost like herding cats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8

  • barrowcadbury

    Jan. 18, 2012 4:24 p.m. barrowcadbury New Reader

    ^^ One of my all-time favorite commercials :D

  • ClemSparks

    Jan. 18, 2012 4:37 p.m. ClemSparks SuperDork

    I totally thought this thread was going to be about or undercover hookers and evasive manuvers ("duck" as a verb). Glad I was wrong.

  • AngryCorvair

    Jan. 18, 2012 5:26 p.m. AngryCorvair SuperDork

    i'm with clem, was totally expecting that a bunch of hookers who only serviced cops got chased out of town.

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Jan. 18, 2012 5:43 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork

    AngryCorvair wrote:

    i'm with clem, was totally expecting that a bunch of hookers who only serviced cops got chased out of town.

    Are you crying "foul"?

    (cringes at own pun)

  • gamby

    Jan. 18, 2012 5:45 p.m. gamby SuperDork

    Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

    AngryCorvair wrote:

    i'm with clem, was totally expecting that a bunch of hookers who only serviced cops got chased out of town.

    Are you crying "foul"?

    (cringes at own pun)

    "fowl"

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Jan. 18, 2012 5:48 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork

    gamby wrote:

    Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

    AngryCorvair wrote:

    i'm with clem, was totally expecting that a bunch of hookers who only serviced cops got chased out of town.

    Are you crying "foul"?

    (cringes at own pun)

    "fowl"

    It makes no difference if you say it out loud.

  • mad_machine

    Jan. 18, 2012 6:17 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    you guys quack me up

 
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