My feeling is that once man discovered the twin miracles of fire and beef, all other foods were rendered obsolete.
Mushrooms - They grow in poo. End of story.
Seafood: Yes, all fish. They all taste the same, they are all disgusting. Crustaceans, see above. Gross. And Clams and other filter feeders? I used to sell the equipment that dumped sewage into the ocean. I am not eating anything on the receiving end of that! Plus, you have to risk your life in the frozen bearing sea to pull this crap off the ocean floor. Hello? Cows just sit there in the pasture waiting to be eaten. Its so much easier! And then you decide that you are not even going to cook it and call it sushi? Go live in Japan you freak.
Coffee - A scalding hot liquid that tastes like burnt beans? How did this ever become popular? I'll tell you how, the smell. I love the smell of a coffee shop, but that god-aweful taste. Yuck!
Beer - OK, now I know I am flirting with being flamed after attacking coffee, but Beer is just not my thing. Again, once man discovered Rum, beer should have gone bye-bye.
