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Nov. 18, 2010 1:44 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork

And once again, GPS wins all the way around. Kudos sir/madame. I'll have mine extra dirty with bonus blue-cheese-stuffed olives, please.

Also - on the subject of vodka: The purpose of vodka is to get drunk cheaply. Mixing said cheap vodka with a 5 berkeleying dollar can of sour caffeine defeats the purpose.

Also - if you pay more than $11.99 for a jug of vodka, you obviously purchased said vodka because the bottle was pretty, and you are a homosexual.

PS: It is acceptable to combine vodka, generic kahlua, coffee, and cream.
Nov. 18, 2010 1:55 p.m. mtn SuperDork

poopshovel wrote:

PS: It is acceptable to combine vodka, generic kahlua, coffee, and cream.

The only way I like Vodka. I love a nice white Russian.
Nov. 18, 2010 3:14 p.m. benzbaron HalfDork

Coffee + kahlua = perfect morning buzz. You are agitated and nauseated from all the coffee but numb from the booze.
Nov. 18, 2010 3:21 p.m. paanta Reader

benzbaron wrote:

Coffee + kahlua = perfect morning buzz. You are agitated and nauseated from all the coffee but numb from the booze.

Ah, sick with anger but too numb to move. My favorite!
Nov. 18, 2010 3:35 p.m. MadScientistMatt Dork

It does have a lot of alcohol per can. Not sure if they're easily reclosed, but it does make it a bit harder to drink just the equivalent of one beer without it going flat...
Nov. 18, 2010 4:50 p.m. SupraWes Dork

I just hope it doesn't make Coffee stouts illegal. Then I would start shootin!
Nov. 18, 2010 6:17 p.m. z31maniac SuperDork

White Russians and Stout beers..............I only drink water to stay hydrated from the first two.
Nov. 18, 2010 6:23 p.m. Big ego SuperDork

poopshovel wrote:

And once again, GPS wins all the way around. Kudos sir/madame. I'll have mine extra dirty with bonus blue-cheese-stuffed olives, please.

Also - on the subject of vodka: The purpose of vodka is to get drunk cheaply. Mixing said cheap vodka with a 5 berkeleying dollar can of sour caffeine defeats the purpose.

Also - if you pay more than $11.99 for a jug of vodka, you obviously purchased said vodka because the bottle was pretty, and you are a homosexual.

PS: It is acceptable to combine vodka, generic kahlua, coffee, and cream.

with rebate you can buy a nice big bottle of 360 vodka for that price. American Made from American grain..

or Tito's made in texas..
Nov. 18, 2010 7:55 p.m. PubBurgers Dork

poopshovel wrote:

And once again, GPS wins all the way around. Kudos sir/madame. I'll have mine extra dirty with bonus blue-cheese-stuffed olives, please.

Also - on the subject of vodka: The purpose of vodka is to get drunk cheaply. Mixing said cheap vodka with a 5 berkeleying dollar can of sour caffeine defeats the purpose.

Also - if you pay more than $11.99 for a jug of vodka, you obviously purchased said vodka because the bottle was pretty, and you are a homosexual.

PS: It is acceptable to combine vodka, generic kahlua, coffee, and cream.

Everyone knows real vodka only comes in plastic jugs.
Nov. 18, 2010 8:17 p.m. fast_eddie_72 Reader

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

I don't get it. Why would you want something that tastes awful just to get hammered?

I thought that's what Miller Light was.
Nov. 18, 2010 9:23 p.m. Twin_Cam SuperDork

Fast Eddie, I LOL'd at your comment.

I work with a guy that said he drinks one FourLoco to cure a hangover. He's a rock star by night, so I guess that makes sense.
Nov. 18, 2010 10:44 p.m. valiant171 New Reader

Since I live in a "college" town... the normal population is about 14k but with the "kids" it gets to about 20k.

I went to my local Kwik Trip today to pick up some and they were all out of the swill in question... I guess this school has a pretty good economics back ground...

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