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  • carguy123

    Aug. 25, 2011 11:14 a.m. carguy123 SuperDork

    My daughter is a big time movie producer and she's also helping open up a Christian movie division for a company. Here's what she just posted on FB

    “Just because God doesn’t answer your prayers it doesn’t mean he’s not listening. It probably just means you’re boring. Maybe try incorporating car chases into your prayers. Or something with vampires. Vampires are really hot right now.” That's my life right now.

  • SVreX

    Aug. 25, 2011 8:47 p.m. SVreX SuperDork

    Hmmm... we failed to pray for vampires or car chases in our last 4 Christian movies. We had plenty of answered prayers...

  • MrJoshua

    Aug. 25, 2011 8:53 p.m. MrJoshua SuperDork

    In reply to SVreX:

    Don't fib, the big guy is watching! (I distinctly remember your movie involving an SVX getting smashed by a train )

  • SVreX

    Aug. 25, 2011 8:57 p.m. SVreX SuperDork

    I didn't say we had no car wrecks, I said we didn't pray for car crashes.

    There's a pretty good chase scene in the new one about to open.

    Hey, that movie SVX is now for sale! (No, it wasn't actually hit)

  • Strizzo

    Aug. 26, 2011 12:28 a.m. Strizzo SuperDork

    spotted posted outside a house in Montana this week: "Prayer is the best way to get to meet Jesus, trespassing is the quickest"

  • Salanis

    Aug. 26, 2011 12:45 a.m. Salanis SuperDork

    Strizzo wrote:

    spotted posted outside a house in Montana this week: "Prayer is the best way to get to meet Jesus, trespassing is the quickest"

    At least Jesus will forgive them their trespasses.

  • Hasbro

    Aug. 26, 2011 1:02 a.m. Hasbro Dork

    SVreX wrote:

    Hey, that movie SVX is now for sale! (No, it wasn't actually hit)

    Very happy to hear that.

 
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