ckosacranoid wrote:hey gear head, where did you find that avtar pic in you posts? thats funny, i would have to did out my copy of it in my pics at home.
Because it's mine....
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Jan. 19, 2010 12:33 p.m. Gearheadotaku HalfDork
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Jan. 19, 2010 3:25 p.m. egnorant Dork
THE BABY GOAT..
Hurricane Ike slapped the door on my 91 Escort open and bent a hinge so now the door takes effort to close.
Guess he found the door open and crawled in! Cute little bugger....just sat him out on the ground and went on.
Used to deliver to a couple of girls that made lesbian videos for the internet. We teased each other mercilessly.
Several of my stories include the phases "while backing down the sidewalk" and "at least the dog was having a good time".
Found most of my current cars while on delivery, including the $500 Miata that I sold the hardtop off of for $900.
Bruce
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Jan. 19, 2010 3:47 p.m. Spinout007 HalfDork
FINALLY the goat story!
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Jan. 19, 2010 7:46 p.m. Appleseed Dork
egnorant wrote:
. Once returned to my car and found a baby goat sitting in the car.
Those Greeks tip well, don't they?
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Jan. 19, 2010 8:06 p.m. MitchellC Dork
The man didn't have enough cash for a tip so he used his daughter's dowry instead.
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Jan. 19, 2010 8:48 p.m. Jensenman MegaDork
I flogged pizza for Pizza Hut and for a local chain in Columbia, SC quite some time ago. Got all the usual parties, chicks in towels, fat hairy guys in shorts, you name it. The crazy part was delivering to Fort Jackson with the local chain.
I went to a barracks one Sat night, not knowing that between the time I had gone in the front gate and arrived at the building they had gone to a full battle dress drill. I had an M16 waved at me in a threatening manner.
Then there was the women's barracks delivery where I was offered a BJ in the bushes because she was short of cash (nope, even at the tender age of 19 I couldn't see anything good coming from that) and most memorable: there was one barracks which had all the recruits who were planning to be DI's. There was a huge DI hat made of plywood outside of that one and one night there were 4 drunk guys peeing on it. There were a bunch of guys hanging out of the windows yelling at these guys, it was getting ready to be a mob scene.
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Jan. 19, 2010 8:48 p.m. 92dxman Reader
It wasn't a traditional delivery gig but I had a short term gig for one of the major credit cards going to retailers that accepted this card making visits to see if they would put up a new sticker promoting this card. I made a visit to a female dentists office one day just before 3 pm. The door was open and I walked in. Out of nowhere, the dentist comes out of the bathroom with her pants around her ankles thinking that no one was in the office. She had underwear on but it was still awkward since she
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Jan. 19, 2010 8:48 p.m. 92dxman Reader
It wasn't a traditional delivery gig but I had a short term gig for one of the major credit cards going to retailers that accepted this card making visits to see if they would put up a new sticker promoting this card. I made a visit to a female dentists office one day just before 3 pm. The door was open and I walked in. Out of nowhere, the dentist comes out of the bathroom with her pants around her ankles thinking that no one was in the office. She had underwear on but it was still awkward since she was at least 50...
