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  • GameboyRMH

    Jan. 12, 2009 9:04 a.m. GameboyRMH SuperDork

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/11/ricin.seattle/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

    The best way to keep terrorism from having an effect is to not be terrorized.

    You know what this means right?

    Gay bar > US Government

  • Salanis

    Jan. 12, 2009 10:36 a.m. Salanis SuperDork

    GameboyRMH wrote:

    Gay bar > US Government

    Hehehe... but imagine if congress suddenly turned into a giant gay bar. Same representatives, just being flamboyant.

    "It is my opinion that the Senator from Delaware is not being super!"

  • Kramer

    Jan. 12, 2009 4:28 p.m. Kramer Reader

    Q: What's the #1 pickup line at a gay bar?

    A: Can I push in your stool.

  • pete240z

    Jan. 12, 2009 5:45 p.m. pete240z HalfDork

    Kramer wrote:

    Q: What's the #1 pickup line at a gay bar?

    A: Can I push in your stool.

    hey wait, I laughed. Am I being insensitive?

    I used to laugh at all the Helen Keller blind jokes, then a line of nazi jokes came out.

    I apologize in advance.

  • Salanis

    Jan. 12, 2009 5:50 p.m. Salanis SuperDork

    Kramer wrote:

    Q: What's the #1 pickup line at a gay bar?

    A: Can I push in your stool.

    And here I thought it was going to be: "Hi."

    Or is the moral of the above story that the correct answer to terrorism is to go party at a bar with all your friends?

  • mel_horn

    Jan. 12, 2009 6:24 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork

    Kinda like what I heard today:

    55% of all Illinois elected officials like to have sex in the shower.

    The rest haven't been to jail yet, so they can't answer...

  • amaff

    Jan. 12, 2009 7:40 p.m. amaff HalfDork

    Salanis wrote: Hehehe... but imagine if congress suddenly turned into a giant gay bar. Same representatives, just being flamboyant.

    "It is my opinion that the Senator from Delaware is not being super!"

    LOL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orp9qCaj8Bw

    Probably NSFW

  • AngryCorvair

    Jan. 12, 2009 7:46 p.m. AngryCorvair Dork

    i LOL'd at the choice of words when the article quoted one of the patrons as saying "We're not going to succumb to" threats, fear, hatred, whatever.

  • Salanis

    Jan. 12, 2009 8:08 p.m. Salanis SuperDork

    amaff wrote:

    LOL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orp9qCaj8Bw

    Probably NSFW

    The original music video for that song is hilarious too... and Presidential!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q54LJ5RsqRw

 
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