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  • mad_machine

    Aug. 27, 2011 8:21 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    there are giant hogweed maps?

    I guess like poison Ivy and Oak.. this is one thing you do NOT want to kill with fire?

  • 914Driver

    Aug. 27, 2011 10:23 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork

    Yep.

  • Luke

    Aug. 27, 2011 10:31 a.m. Luke SuperDork

    petegossett wrote:

    And here I was worried about zombies...

    Well, the hogweed-infected people look like zombies .

  • cwh

    Aug. 27, 2011 11:01 a.m. cwh SuperDork

    Amazing. Horrible, invasive exotic that is not in Florida! Is it possible the plant cannot handle our heat?

  • mad_machine

    Aug. 27, 2011 11:26 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    we can export it if you want

  • 1988RedT2

    Aug. 27, 2011 1:09 p.m. 1988RedT2 Dork

    It seems that the best way to control this threat might just be GIANT HOGS!

  • JoeyM

    Aug. 27, 2011 1:14 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork

    cwh wrote:

    Amazing. Horrible, invasive exotic that is not in Florida! Is it possible the plant cannot handle our heat?

    It's allergic to our pythons!

  • Twin_Cam

    Aug. 28, 2011 4:55 p.m. Twin_Cam SuperDork

    Holy hell. Yea, I'll stay away from anything that looks like a gigantic mutant dandelion plant from now on.

  • Curmudgeon

    Aug. 28, 2011 5:22 p.m. Curmudgeon SuperDork

    Hogweed from the north, pythons and armadillos from the south... jeez. What's a South Carolinian to do?

    Ah, I know. The cow ants will take care of these minor things for us.

  • mad_machine

    Aug. 28, 2011 8:15 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    what the hell is a cow ant?

  • JoeyM

    Aug. 28, 2011 8:21 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork

    We always called them "cow killer" ants; i.e. those things that hurt so bad you think their venom could kill a cow. They are actually wingless wasps.

  • MitchellC

    Aug. 28, 2011 8:22 p.m. MitchellC Dork

    aka "cow killer" or "velvet ant." It is essentially a wingless wasp. I hear that it hurts like hell when it stings you.

    Wikipedia to the rescue

  • Taiden

    Aug. 28, 2011 9:10 p.m. Taiden Dork

    http://umaine.edu/news/blog/2011/08/22/extension-horticulturist-warns-of-giant-hog...

    Sap only burns under sunlight. Neat.

  • iceracer

    Aug. 29, 2011 10:36 a.m. iceracer SuperDork

    According to that one map, there is no hogweed in Niskayuna(sp).

  • 4eyes

    Aug. 30, 2011 1:26 a.m. 4eyes HalfDork

    cwh wrote:

    Amazing. Horrible, invasive exotic that is not in Florida! Is it possible the plant cannot handle our heat?

    The Kudzu probably choked it out.

  • JoeyM

    Aug. 30, 2011 6:03 a.m. JoeyM SuperDork

    4eyes wrote:

    cwh wrote:

    Amazing. Horrible, invasive exotic that is not in Florida! Is it possible the plant cannot handle our heat?

    The Kudzu probably choked it out.

    [giggle] Now I'm envisioning an unsanctioned, underground fighting league where plant enthusiasts bring the two species together in an octagon - surrounded by grow lights, naturally - to find out which will prevail in combat. I can't be the only one who wants to see this

    http://www.zazzle.com/half_botanist_half_cage_fighter_tshirt-235985874083932388

  • ultraclyde

    Aug. 30, 2011 11:29 a.m. ultraclyde HalfDork

    After reflecting on the above comments, it becomes obvious that we DON'T have giant hogweed plants in GA because we DO have giant hogs. I'll take that trade.

  • AngryCorvair

    Aug. 30, 2011 1:02 p.m. AngryCorvair SuperDork

    too bad it's not weed that gives you a giant hog.

  • mad_machine

    Aug. 30, 2011 1:19 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    Taiden wrote:

    http://umaine.edu/news/blog/2011/08/22/extension-horticulturist-warns-of-giant-hog...

    Sap only burns under sunlight. Neat.

    that's good to know at least.

  • MitchellC

    Aug. 30, 2011 2:19 p.m. MitchellC Dork

    I guess all of the nocturnal landscapers can breathe a sigh of relief.

  • Duke

    Aug. 30, 2011 2:29 p.m. Duke SuperDork

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