Just setting the stage for Snowdoggie. Go ahead, Sir.
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Nov. 14, 2011 9:50 a.m. N Sperlo SuperDork
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Nov. 14, 2011 9:50 a.m. Snowdoggie Dork
It's Newt.
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Nov. 14, 2011 9:51 a.m. tuna55 SuperDork
Oooh ooh, pick me!
Once, Newt was accused of being a mother of seven. he has never addressed these charges! Also, here are some hand-picked actual quotes, sorta, overlayed onto an embarrassing picture of him! His own family has never refuted charges that they are conspiring to eliminating mcnuggets!
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Nov. 14, 2011 9:56 a.m. N Sperlo SuperDork
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Nov. 14, 2011 10:10 a.m. Snowdoggie Dork
Word has it that Newt is soft on immigration.....from other planets.
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Nov. 14, 2011 10:15 a.m. N Sperlo SuperDork
So, THATS what that book was about. Never read it myself.
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Nov. 14, 2011 10:18 a.m. alex SuperDork
N Sperlo wrote:
...I got better.
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Nov. 14, 2011 10:25 a.m. PHeller Dork
Newt is a big fan of Ayn Rand. He's good at quoting her books. NPR told me.
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Nov. 14, 2011 10:45 a.m. N Sperlo SuperDork
PHeller wrote:
Newt is a big fan of Ayn Rand. He's good at quoting her books. NPR told me.
Ya know, there are ways to stop the radios from communicating directly to you.
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Nov. 14, 2011 10:49 a.m. oldsaw SuperDork
N Sperlo wrote:
Ya know, there are ways to stop the radios from communicating directly to you.
You're a damn, capitalist, mother earth-raping pig who advocates the exploitation of her resources.
Use this instead:
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Nov. 14, 2011 11:07 a.m. N Sperlo SuperDork
oldsaw wrote:
N Sperlo wrote:
Ya know, there are ways to stop the radios from communicating directly to you.
You're a damn, capitalist, mother earth-raping pig who advocates the exploitation of her resources.
Use this instead:
But all the knobs, switches, etc...
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Nov. 14, 2011 3:51 p.m. ultraclyde HalfDork
In an arena where Cain's page count may be approaching the HotLinkThread, I take this thread as a sign that the Newt doesn't have a snowball's chance in Phoenix.
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Nov. 14, 2011 3:57 p.m. integraguy SuperDork
"I'm Newt Gingrich, and like ALL Republicans, I respect the sactitiy of marriage....that's why I've been married and divorced so many times. And besides, my soon to be ex-wives like it when I tell them on their deathbeds that I'm divorcing them."
"And if elected, I promise to get more Tiffany's salespeople back to work...'cuz my wife SIMPLE ADORES their stuff".
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Nov. 14, 2011 6:59 p.m. N Sperlo SuperDork
integraguy wrote:
"I'm Newt Gingrich, and like ALL Republicans, I respect the sactitiy of marriage....that's why I've been married and divorced so many times. And besides, my soon to be ex-wives like it when I tell them on their deathbeds that I'm divorcing them."
"And if elected, I promise to get more Tiffany's salespeople back to work...'cuz my wife SIMPLE ADORES their stuff".
"I'm Newt Gingrich and I approve this message."
(I'm not really Newt Gingrich, and I don't really have the authority to approve anything.)FTFY
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Nov. 14, 2011 8:49 p.m. Fit_Is_Slo Reader
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Nov. 15, 2011 6:10 a.m. ddavidv SuperDork
I'm hoping for a Cain/Gingrich nomination. It will be worth it just to watch Snowdoggie's head explode.
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Nov. 15, 2011 6:43 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork
ddavidv wrote:
I'm hoping for a Cain/Gingrich nomination. It will be worth it just to watch Snowdoggie's head explode.
Hehehehe.....
