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May 25, 2011 1:32 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
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May 25, 2011 2:14 p.m. HiTempguy Dork
Isn't that warhammer 40K? Or am I getting my storylines mixed up?
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May 25, 2011 8:33 p.m. 4eyes HalfDork
This thread is cool! I like pondering life's mysteries, like why did Ford make the Mustang II, and why do 911s have back seats.
I have found that there are two kinds of Christians, the ones that quietly go about serving their fellow man, and the type that make a big show about how Christ is the center of their life and how they are so much holier than others. (usually to take the attention away from the fact that they are buggering their niece etc.)
Perhaps other religions have the same problem. But I think all are an attempt at trying to improve humanity as a species. I think people trying to figure out what God is thinking, have as much chance of success, as my dog figuring out what I am thinking.....maybe less
I'm sure not going to kill someone who doesn't believe as I do, but I am not going to believe they know the only truth either. Jesus was a wise dude, he wasn't to fond of organized religion either.
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May 25, 2011 8:40 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
4eyes wrote:
Jesus was a wise dude, he wasn't too fond of organized religion either.
He did like to ride the ass though. Every time he went somewhere... ridin' ass. It's in the bible.
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May 26, 2011 1:44 a.m. Trans_Maro Dork
Lotsa car guys in the bible too.
God drove Adam and Eve from the garden in a Fury.
Too bad he's a Mopar guy, I was just getting to like him.
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May 26, 2011 7:40 a.m. 16vCorey SuperDork
I just called a friend of mine (who's christian) at work yesterday, and they had one of those automated answering things. I chose the option "If you don't know you're party's extension, type in the first three letters of his or her last name". His last name is Moore. I found that amusing.
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May 26, 2011 8:05 a.m. bravenrace SuperDork
Trans_Maro wrote:
Lotsa car guys in the bible too.
God drove Adam and Eve from the garden in a Fury.
Too bad he's a Mopar guy, I was just getting to like him.
I haven't looked at this thread since it was somewhat disturbing. But that's funny!
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May 26, 2011 8:05 a.m. bravenrace SuperDork
In reply to 16vCorey:
Hah! That proves that all Christians evolved from cows!!!!
