Why is it that southern accents on women are awesome, while it makes the men sound stupid?
It's cool. Through the ears of a southerner, you yankees generally either sound like:
A. Tony Soprano wannabees...even if you're not I-talian.
B. You've got a mouth full of fried chicken.
C. Woody Allen.
D. Fran Drescher.
EDIT: I just noticed you're from Washington. I don't really consider Washing(tonians?) Yankees. And while I don't think I've ever met anyone from Washington, I've met a few Northern Californians who seemed really cool.
Another EDIT: IMO, there are 3 different dialects that get lumped into "Southern:"
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Southern = South Georgia/South Carolina. Pronounced "Sulthuhn." Think: Foghorn Leghorn.
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Appalachian = West Virginia/Kentucky. 'Bushel' is pronounced "Booshel." 'Mark' is pronounced "Mork."
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Everybody Else = North Georgia/North Carolina/Tennessee/Alabama. Think pre-yankee NASCAR.