Question. Beard or no beard?
Fig. 1.: Beard.
Fig. 2.: No beard.
Ladies' votes count double. For obvious reasons.
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Jan. 27, 2011 10:29 a.m. Jay Dork
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Jan. 27, 2011 10:31 a.m. Streetwiseguy HalfDork
Well, judging from the top photo, it appears you can't actually grow a beard, so I'd vote no.
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Jan. 27, 2011 10:32 a.m. poopshovel SuperDork
Beard is always > no beard. Needs more 'girth' though.
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Jan. 27, 2011 10:34 a.m. Jay Dork
Ya, it was only like two weeks old in the top pic. Also the camera sort of blurred it out. I don't have a more recent one.
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Jan. 27, 2011 10:34 a.m. ReverendDexter SuperDork
Clean.
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Jan. 27, 2011 10:34 a.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
Chuck Norris is a badass. He has a beard. keep it!
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Jan. 27, 2011 10:36 a.m. scardeal Reader
Yeah, beard > no beard.
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Jan. 27, 2011 10:36 a.m. neon4891 SuperDork
What do you dislike more, shaving or dealing with the beard?
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Jan. 27, 2011 10:44 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
Depends on what you are looking for.
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Jan. 27, 2011 10:48 a.m. cwh SuperDork
I've had facial hair for 30 years and feel naked without it. It looks like you have the same situation I do- not very full on the sides. That's why I have a mustache and goatee. I like that. My sons are hairier than I am and both have full beards. Whatever.
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Jan. 27, 2011 10:48 a.m. bravenrace SuperDork
In reply to Jay:
If the beard covered up more of your fugly mug, I might have to go with it. But being what it is, I say "no beard".
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Jan. 27, 2011 10:59 a.m. PHeller Dork
You look like a kid without a beard.
Plus, your like me and need a little help defining your jaw. I think the beard does a good job of this.
I wear a short beard, shaved on the neck, and I allow it to grow up higher on my cheeks (which takes a very long time). In the catering industry which is dominated by women, men with any facial hair is desired.
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Jan. 27, 2011 11:22 a.m. mndsm SuperDork
I say beard. Razors are expensive, and that money can buy car parts.
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Jan. 27, 2011 11:25 a.m. tuna55 Dork
There are women here? Oh crap.
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Jan. 27, 2011 11:43 a.m. 1988RedT2 HalfDork
You need to decide if you like getting carded all the time, or if you'd rather be described as "distinguished-looking".
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Jan. 27, 2011 12:12 p.m. Morbid Reader
No beard.
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Jan. 27, 2011 12:16 p.m. mtn SuperDork
Uh, looks like too much neck-beard and not enough beard-beard. IMHO.
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Jan. 27, 2011 12:18 p.m. stuart in mn SuperDork
No beard. Maybe 10% of the male population can pull off wearing one without looking like a homeless person, and you're not one of them.
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Jan. 27, 2011 12:48 p.m. ZOO Dork
I'll refrain from offering an opinion -- given that my ability to grow a beard is about as limited as Jeremy Clarkson's ability to actually say something I would want to hear.
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Jan. 27, 2011 12:51 p.m. ansonivan HalfDork
Faux beard!
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Jan. 27, 2011 1:17 p.m. Scott Lear Production Editor
