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  • 914Driver

    May 18, 2009 11:38 a.m. 914Driver Dork

    Just in case you're having a bad day, week or life, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. It really works!

    1. Picture yourself lying on your tummy on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

    2. Picture yourself with both hands dangling in the cool running water.

    3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

    4. No one knows your secret place.

    5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

    6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity....

    7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

    There! It works, you're smiling already....

  • RealMiniDriver

    May 18, 2009 11:40 a.m. RealMiniDriver Dork

    You just made my day!

  • Rusty_Rabbit84

    May 18, 2009 11:42 a.m. Rusty_Rabbit84 Reader

    i kept thinking of running my hands through axle grease...

  • Matt B

    May 18, 2009 11:44 a.m. Matt B New Reader

    I know what my next meditation is going to be now . . .

  • neon4891

    May 18, 2009 12:11 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork

    Sounds like my hammock next to our stream

  • Grtechguy

    May 18, 2009 1:14 p.m. Grtechguy SuperDork

  • RexSeven

    May 18, 2009 5:50 p.m. RexSeven HalfDork

    I'm imagining I'm holding the d-bags who tagged my car underwater right now. Thanks, I needed that.

  • Stuc

    May 18, 2009 6:03 p.m. Stuc HalfDork

    Haha... I actually worked for me though before that last line... because the person I'd be holding down was myself...

  • Appleseed

    May 18, 2009 6:36 p.m. Appleseed HalfDork

    It only works for me if, after completing step 7, I then imagine Miatas parachuting out of the sky, complete with full tanks of gas, keys in the ignitions, and clean titles in the consoles. Ahhh.

  • stuart in mn

    May 18, 2009 7:45 p.m. stuart in mn Dork

    I've had that one hanging on the wall above my desk for about ten years now. Today was one of those days where I had to stop what I was doing, take a deep breath and read it again.

  • 914Driver

    May 19, 2009 5:56 a.m. 914Driver Dork

    I like your Pontiac anyway.

  • pete240z

    May 19, 2009 7:58 a.m. pete240z Dork

    Drew Peterson lives/lived one town away from me. I imagine he knows about this.

  • 914Driver

    May 19, 2009 8:20 a.m. 914Driver Dork

    Tub water isn't crystally clear.....

 
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