Hey, she can apologize to me for the whole Pearl Harbor thing.
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June 17, 2010 2:43 p.m. Jensenman SuperDork
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June 17, 2010 3:13 p.m. Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
914Driver wrote:
pete240z wrote:
Whoa. This is creepy.
Carrot Top?
Nah, that's Kathy Griffin.
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June 17, 2010 3:41 p.m. 4eyes Reader
Xceler8x wrote:
Of course she is, she is Japanese and has boobs!She's an Adult Film Star.
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June 17, 2010 5:47 p.m. MitchellC Dork
Per Schroeder wrote:
914Driver wrote:
pete240z wrote:
Whoa. This is creepy.
Carrot Top?
Nah, that's Kathy Griffin.
Making fun of Carrot Top: It brings people together.
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June 17, 2010 5:52 p.m. JoeyM HalfDork
Um....she may very well be employed as a teacher, but she also has a budding career as a porn star. I suspect this offer has more to do with promoting her films than with anything else.
SFW http://www.bharatchronicle.com/anri-suzuki-offers-sex-as-compensation-for-japans-w...
semi-NSFW (news, but with girly pics) http://www.anorak.co.uk/250972/strange-but-true/japanese-teacher-anri-suzuki-wants...
NSFW http://www.nipponcinema.com/tag/anri-suzuki/ http://www.jheat.com/av-idol/anri-suzuki/
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June 17, 2010 6:14 p.m. NYG95GA SuperDork
914Driver wrote:
Any red headsed Irish that feel slighted please call me at 1-800-555-1243.
Leave my girlfriend out of this! And I'm not talking about carrot top. He's an alien from some other planet, as explained in the first MIB movie.
Talk about crash and burn!
By the look of that box, I suppose she could do 3 or 4 at a time, times 6 billion equals.. oh screw it.
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June 17, 2010 6:42 p.m. GameboyRMH SuperDork
Only the British have wronged my ancestors. Yawn.
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June 17, 2010 7:02 p.m. NYG95GA SuperDork
GameboyRMH wrote:
Only the British have wronged my ancestors. Yawn.
Maybe you could get the Queen to nail ya. I understand she's loaded.
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June 17, 2010 7:29 p.m. GameboyRMH SuperDork
NYG95GA wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote:
Only the British have wronged my ancestors. Yawn.
Maybe you could get the Queen to nail ya. I understand she's loaded.
Uh....um....huh.....
How loaded are we talking here?
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June 17, 2010 8:37 p.m. porksboy Dork
I gotta go apologise to my wife. She is half Blackfoot Indian but it wont be a half assed apology. The other half is Italian so it might be a wash.
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June 17, 2010 11:10 p.m. Salanis SuperDork
I wonder if she would accept an apology for the bombing of Hiroshima. Hmm... but we also bombed Nagasaki and firebombed Tokyo.
I might have to apologize to her three times.
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June 17, 2010 11:37 p.m. NYG95GA SuperDork
GameboyRMH wrote:
NYG95GA wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote:
Only the British have wronged my ancestors. Yawn.
Maybe you could get the Queen to nail ya. I understand she's loaded.
Uh....um....huh.....
How loaded are we talking here?
Bill Gates loaded. Crown jewels and stuff.. Reported to be the richest female on the planet.
Think about it.. you have a better shot at it than carrot top.
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June 18, 2010 9:58 a.m. 81gtv6 HalfDork
British? Here you go:
Just let us know how it goes.
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June 18, 2010 12:02 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork
Rodney Dangerfield said:
"Hey Chang, this is a private course, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, alright?"

