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  • 914Driver

    May 25, 2010 8:55 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork

    It was a sweltering August day when all three Cohen brothers entered the posh Dearborn, Michigan, offices of Henry Ford, the car maker, "Mr. Ford," announced Norman Cohen, the eldest of the three. "We have a remarkable invention that will revolutionize the automobile industry." Ford looked skeptical, but their threat to offer it to the competition kept his interest piqued. "We would like to demonstrate it to you in person." After a little cajoling, they brought Mr. Ford outside and asked him to enter a black automobile parked in front of the building. Hyman Cohen, the middle brother, opened the door of the car. "Please step inside, Mr. Ford." "What!!!" shouted the tycoon, "Are you crazy? It must be two hundred degrees in that car !!" "It is," smiled the youngest brother, Max, "but sit down, Mr. Ford, and push the white button." Intrigued, Ford pushed the button. All of a sudden a whoosh of freezing air started blowing from vents all around the car, and within seconds the automobile was not only comfortable, it was quite cool. "This is amazing!" exclaimed Ford. "How much do you want for the patent?" Norman spoke up, "The price is one million dollars." Then he paused. "And there is something else. The name 'Cohen Brothers Air Conditioning' must be stamped right next to the Ford logo!" Ford, an infamous anti-semite, retorted "Money is no problem, but there is no way I will have a Jewish name next to my logo on my cars!" They haggled back and forth for a while and finally they settled. Five million dollars, but the Cohens' last name would be left off. However, the first names of the Cohen brothers would be forever emblazoned upon the console of every Ford air conditioning system. And that is why even today, whenever you enter a Ford vehicle, you will see those three names clearly printed on the air conditioning control panel NORM, HI and MAX.

  • Wally

    May 25, 2010 9:06 a.m. Wally SuperDork

    Remember to tip your waitress, they work hard and have to listen to his act all week.

  • aussiesmg

    May 25, 2010 9:27 a.m. aussiesmg SuperDork

    Damn, funny and clean... how did that happen

  • NYG95GA

    May 25, 2010 10:18 a.m. NYG95GA SuperDork

    Pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot, Portland through a shotglass, and a buffalo squeezin'....

  • Strizzo

    May 25, 2010 1:08 p.m. Strizzo SuperDork

    In reply to aussiesmg:

    yeah, except for that whole anti-semitic part...

  • madmallard

    May 25, 2010 2:01 p.m. madmallard New Reader

    oops it didn't ;p

    http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/ford.asp

  • EricM

    May 25, 2010 2:28 p.m. EricM Dork

    I thought it was real, and then it was just a joke, so you know....

  • 914Driver

    May 25, 2010 4:28 p.m. 914Driver SuperDork

    A joke. But Mr. Ford, according to Lee Iacocca was a narrow minded bigot. According to Mr. I, old Henry fired a guy for wearing bell bottom pants, "He's a Queer".

    True story according to Lee Iacocca's book. You may remember him as the guy with the Mustang.

    Dan

  • aircooled

    May 25, 2010 4:39 p.m. aircooled SuperDork

    Walt Disney was the anti-semit. (rumor) Maybe true, maybe not.

    Being narrow minded back in the day, wasn't exactly uncommon...

  • stuart in mn

    May 25, 2010 6:46 p.m. stuart in mn SuperDork

    914Driver wrote:

    A joke. But Mr. Ford, according to Lee Iacocca was a narrow minded bigot. According to Mr. I, old Henry fired a guy for wearing bell bottom pants, "He's a Queer".

    True story according to Lee Iacocca's book. You may remember him as the guy with the Mustang.

    Dan

    You may be talking about Henry Ford II - Henry Ford Sr. died in 1947, long before bell bottom pants or Lee's tenure. Henry Senior's anti-Semitism is well documented.

  • Carson

    May 25, 2010 7:16 p.m. Carson Dork

    914Driver wrote:

    True story according to Lee Iacocca's book. You may remember him as the guy with the Mustang.

    I remember him as the guy with the minivan.

  • 3Door4G

    May 25, 2010 7:44 p.m. 3Door4G Reader

    Where's the link to trombone sound?

    Waah waaaah waaaaaaaaaah

  • DirtyBird222

    May 25, 2010 8:02 p.m. DirtyBird222 Dork

    aircooled wrote:

    Walt Disney was the anti-semit. (rumor) Maybe true, maybe not.

    Being narrow minded back in the day, wasn't exactly uncommon...

    I loved robot chicken's portrayal or Walt Disney's racism. Cracked me right up.

  • neon4891

    May 25, 2010 9:46 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork

    DirtyBird222 wrote:

    aircooled wrote:

    Walt Disney was the anti-semit. (rumor) Maybe true, maybe not.

    Being narrow minded back in the day, wasn't exactly uncommon...

    I loved robot chicken's portrayal or Walt Disney's racism. Cracked me right up.

    He may not have liked Jews, but he LOVED cuban children

  • 914Driver

    May 26, 2010 5:18 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork

    Carson wrote:

    914Driver wrote:

    True story according to Lee Iacocca's book. You may remember him as the guy with the Mustang.

    I remember him as the guy with the minivan.

    I'm older.

  • Carson

    May 26, 2010 8:49 a.m. Carson Dork

    In reply to 914Driver:

    Shoot, the minivan was still slightly before me.

 
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