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  • 93celicaGT2

    Feb. 22, 2010 3:35 p.m. 93celicaGT2 UltraDork

    Alright, these are outside forums, and two funny questions that i've run across today. (DISCLAIMER: if you are the "owner" of these questions, don't hurt me. I mean no harm.)

    Exhibit A:

    dude said:

    Tie rod ?

    Are the f2 and f2t rods exactly the same? I know neither one are forged but is the material the same? can I use a N/A rod on a gt F2t engine w/out having to worry?

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TASTY FORGED TIE RODS

    Exhibit B:

    dude said:

    QUESTION: Can you put the Mazda 323 GTX in a 91 Escort Wagon

    Please let me know if this is even possible. thank you!

    I'm sure we can all think of some hilarious answers, yes?

    (For the record, after the knee-jerk reactions, the REAL answers were given. "You can fit a lot of stuff in a wagon, but i don't think a whole car is real likely.")

  • John Brown

    Feb. 22, 2010 3:42 p.m. John Brown MegaDork

    Exhibit Q: said:

    I have a 1999 VW Beetle. Will a Northstar fit in it?

    Some people are stoopid

  • Dr. Hess

    Feb. 22, 2010 3:47 p.m. Dr. Hess PowerDork

    Yeah. Duh. Of course it will fit.

  • Rufledt

    Feb. 22, 2010 3:49 p.m. Rufledt Reader

    John Brown wrote:

    Exhibit Q: said:

    I have a 1999 VW Beetle. Will a Northstar fit in it?

    Some people are stoopid

    i knew a girl in high school who could fit a cello and string bass in her 99 beetle, so would assume the northstar will fit too! he never speified where it would fit...

  • cwh

    Feb. 22, 2010 4:07 p.m. cwh SuperDork

    Sawzall, welder, voila!

  • John Brown

    Feb. 22, 2010 4:13 p.m. John Brown MegaDork

    I doesn't really need much sawzall :)

  • JFX001

    Feb. 22, 2010 4:17 p.m. JFX001 Dork

    Rufledt wrote:

    John Brown wrote:

    Exhibit Q: said:

    I have a 1999 VW Beetle. Will a Northstar fit in it?

    Some people are stoopid

    i knew a girl in high school who could fit a cello and string bass in her 99 beetle, so would assume the northstar will fit too! he never speified where it would fit...

    Damn...I keep telling the daughter that her bojamba magenta cello case will not fit in a new beetle.

  • DILYSI Dave

    Feb. 22, 2010 4:37 p.m. DILYSI Dave UltimaDork

    Rufledt wrote:

    i knew a girl in high school who could fit a cello and string bass in her 99 beetle, so would assume the northstar will fit too! he never speified where it would fit...

    I knew a girl in high school who could fit a sousaphone in her.....

  • John Brown

    Feb. 22, 2010 4:42 p.m. John Brown MegaDork

    Aspire?

  • Wally

    Feb. 22, 2010 5:05 p.m. Wally UberDork

    93celicaGT2 wrote: QUESTION: Can you put the Mazda 323 GTX in a 91 Escort Wagon

    Please let me know if this is even possible. thank you!

    I'm sure we can all think of some hilarious answers, yes?

    (For the record, after the knee-jerk reactions, the REAL answers were given. "You can fit a lot of stuff in a wagon, but i don't think a whole car is real likely.")

    You probably can if you cut it into small enough pieces. We hauled a Delta 88 to the recycler in a caprice wagon. It took three trips put we may could have packed it better.

  • aussiesmg

    Feb. 22, 2010 6:07 p.m. aussiesmg UltraDork

    I know a Fiat can fit in a Ford F350

  • Appleseed

    Feb. 22, 2010 6:39 p.m. Appleseed Dork

    Yes, if the wagon is rusty enough and is hit at a sufficiently high speed by the 323.

  • Per Schroeder

    Feb. 22, 2010 6:41 p.m. Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director

    DILYSI Dave wrote:

    I knew a girl in high school who could fit a sousaphone in her.....

    Band camp?

  • DILYSI Dave

    Feb. 22, 2010 6:52 p.m. DILYSI Dave UltimaDork

    Per Schroeder wrote:

    DILYSI Dave wrote:

    I knew a girl in high school who could fit a sousaphone in her.....

    Band camp?

    Sure, why not.

  • confuZion3

    Feb. 22, 2010 8:40 p.m. confuZion3 SuperDork

    John Brown wrote:

    Exhibit Q: said:

    I have a 1999 VW Beetle. Will a Northstar fit in it?

    Some people are stoopid

    I was able to move all of my belongings to my dorm room for my first year in college in my Mustang (convertible). I had to put the top down, I filled it to the brim, and then I put it up so that nothing would fall out. My parents drove up separately and they packed my dad's Z4 to the brim with everything I couldn't carry (a pillow).

  • pinchvalve

    Feb. 22, 2010 8:48 p.m. pinchvalve UberDork

    My mother has an Escort Wagon. I will look in the back for any spare Mazdas.

  • PHeller

    Feb. 22, 2010 10:09 p.m. PHeller Dork

    If only the wagon eating them made it stronger faster smarter.

  • joey48442

    Feb. 22, 2010 10:38 p.m. joey48442 SuperDork

    In reply to 93celicaGT2:

    How about this....stay away from feoa.net. It is full of idiots.

    Joey

  • zomby woof

    Feb. 23, 2010 6:52 a.m. zomby woof HalfDork

    Seen on a local forum yesterday

    alright so my car is a gay automatic... my 1st and 2nd gear revs up no prob but when im on the highway and i kick the car... maddd hesitation comes into play and my rpm stays at 3200!!! it accs very very slow and sometimes jump... today im not sure but i think when i started the car and i pressed the pedel to go the throttle didnt move... so two things im thinking... fuel filter, or throttle body.. i just replaced my tranny 2 months ago with a scrap one.... i think the belt jumped or something because i might of splash some oil on it by accident lol

  • GameboyRMH

    Feb. 23, 2010 7:21 a.m. GameboyRMH UltraDork

    You can put a Mazda 323 GTX in a Dodge 3500 single cab

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Feb. 23, 2010 7:24 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork

    zomby woof wrote:

    Seen on a local forum yesterday

    alright so my car is a gay automatic... my 1st and 2nd gear revs up no prob but when im on the highway and i kick the car... maddd hesitation comes into play and my rpm stays at 3200!!! it accs very very slow and sometimes jump... today im not sure but i think when i started the car and i pressed the pedel to go the throttle didnt move... so two things im thinking... fuel filter, or throttle body.. i just replaced my tranny 2 months ago with a scrap one.... i think the belt jumped or something because i might of splash some oil on it by accident lol

    Wait... whut? That don't make no sense, more'n usual.

  • John Brown

    Feb. 23, 2010 7:45 a.m. John Brown MegaDork

    Homosexual Tranny car owner alright so my car is a gay automatic... my 1st and 2nd gear revs up no prob but when im on the highway and i kick the car... maddd hesitation comes into play and my rpm stays at 3200!!! it accs very very slow and sometimes jump... today im not sure but i think when i started the car and i pressed the pedel to go the throttle didnt move... so two things im thinking... fuel filter, or throttle body.. i just replaced my tranny 2 months ago with a scrap one.... i think the belt jumped or something because i might of splash some oil on it by accident lol

    First step: Find a tranny that is less inclined to be gay. Whenever drag racing look for the one that is not wearing the flashing lights or sparkly badges.

    Second step: Stop kicking trannys. If I were a tranny that got kicked I would act very very slow and would likely jump on occasion as well.

    Third step: When replacing trannys, stop shopping in the scrap bin.

    Fourth step: Stop splashing oil on your belt, your pants may fall down and you don't want that to happen if you have been kicking scrap trannys.

  • 4cylndrfury

    Feb. 23, 2010 7:47 a.m. 4cylndrfury SuperDork

    John Brown wrote:

    I doesn't really need much sawzall :)

    Blasphemy...there can never be too much sawzall!

  • zomby woof

    Feb. 23, 2010 7:49 a.m. zomby woof HalfDork

    The motor in question has a timing chain, and yes, I too wondered why he replaced his trans with a scrap one.

  • 93celicaGT2

    Feb. 23, 2010 8:21 a.m. 93celicaGT2 UltraDork

    joey48442 wrote:

    In reply to 93celicaGT2:

    How about this....stay away from feoa.net. It is full of idiots.

    Joey

    Hahah, but it's so amusing. It's like the WalMart of internet forums. There's 4 or 5 people that know their stuff, and the rest have to concentrate on not drooling on their keyboard.

    I really wonder why the perceived IQ is so different between FEOA and ClubProtege. Makes no sense. The morons bought Escorts and the smart ones bought Proteges?

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