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  • EastCoastMojo

    Nov. 10, 2008 9:45 a.m. EastCoastMojo HalfDork

    I hope little Trevor is home with the family soon. He sure is a cute little bugger.

  • Mental

    Nov. 10, 2008 10:04 p.m. Mental SuperDork

    Thoughts and prayers John. Godspeed little Trevor

  • JmfnB

    Nov. 11, 2008 6:13 a.m. JmfnB SuperDork

    So I go up after work last night and I miss his 8:00 feeding by a minute or so. The nurse is pissing him off and he is pushing himself around the isolette (little clear baby prison) and you can tell the nurse is really enjoying it. I scrub in and go over to whoop his little 7 day old ass and as soon as my hands hit the holes he looks at them, gives a big smile and E36 M3s.

    Either I scare the E36 M3 out of my kid or he is so happy to see me he loses all bodily control.

    I like the latter ;)

  • JmfnB

    Nov. 12, 2008 12:24 p.m. JmfnB SuperDork

    I go to hang out with him at lunch and usually catch the doctors doing rounds, He tells me the MRI looks good and he should be able to go home once they do his circumcision is completed. So I call up the wife and the following conversation ensues:

    mofo: "Hey, I'm leaving are you sitting down?"

    mrs.fo: "What did they say?"

    mofo: "He needs an operation before he can leave"

    mrs.fo: "... what kind of operation?"

    mofo: "They need to cut the end of his penis off."

    mrs.fo: "Shiny happy person!"

    [everybody is happy]

    Looks like he is coming home tomorrow or friday.

  • Marjorie Suddard

    Nov. 12, 2008 1:21 p.m. Marjorie Suddard General Manager

    Yay!!

    Your wife should beat you more.

    Margie

  • JmfnB

    Nov. 12, 2008 1:36 p.m. JmfnB SuperDork

    How would we have kids?

    Oh! I get it....

  • Mental

    Nov. 12, 2008 8:55 p.m. Mental SuperDork

    Marjorie Suddard wrote:

    Yay!!

    +1

    Marjorie Suddard wrote: Your wife should beat you more.

    Margie

    +10

  • EastCoastMojo

    Nov. 12, 2008 9:01 p.m. EastCoastMojo HalfDork

    Marjorie Suddard wrote:

    Yay!!

    +1

    Marjorie Suddard wrote:

    Your wife should whack you in the head with a stick.

    Margie

    +10

    edit fixed that

  • CamaroKeith

    Nov. 12, 2008 9:01 p.m. CamaroKeith New Reader

    Congrats on the new baby

  • JmfnB

    Nov. 13, 2008 9:44 a.m. JmfnB SuperDork

    Well his winkie has been whacked and according to the RN he will be ready to ride at around 4:00pm.

  • Wally

    Nov. 15, 2008 8:16 a.m. Wally SuperDork

    Great ,glad he's doing better

  • Mental

    Nov. 18, 2008 8:30 p.m. Mental SuperDork

    Just checking, I know he's home, so looking for updates.

  • DustoffDave

    Nov. 19, 2008 12:06 a.m. DustoffDave New Reader

    Congratulations! A new crew member!

  • JmfnB

    Nov. 19, 2008 6:11 a.m. JmfnB SuperDork

    Okay, apparently he read this post.

    Whenever momma is playing with him he will smile and coo and do all the cute photo op E36 M3, meanwhile he has this furrelled brow pinched lip. It seems HE thinks the joke wasn't funny either!

    He is packing on weight like a steriod raging college lineman so it won't be long before he grows into his attitude and gets it whooped out of him.

    No pixxor updates that are outstanding, just typical family and puke shots.

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