Why, you ask? Why, because I have just been promoted at work, to the position of Brewer. That's right, starting March 7th, I brew beer for a living. All my German, Czech, and Irish ancestors can finally rest easy.
So, put down the boxed wine and the girlie tequila, and pick up a damned beer! It's good for you! It's delicious! And it'll get you drunk!
Yay!
Oh, and I get a raise, which means more money to spend on cars and racing, not weddings, houses, Tempurpedic mattresses, or anything else my fiancee wants. So there!
(If it's not immediately obvious, I've been taking my own advice. Beer is tasty. And 5:30 am tomorrow is gonna suck.)


Thanks ! I needed a good news story to start the weekend