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  • JG Pasterjak

    Jan. 6, 2010 7:39 p.m. JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director

    Apparently there is now a Tiger Woods sex tape being shopped around. I officially call dibs on the following titles.

    Tigers Tail, Hole in One on the Back Nine, The Caddie's Ballwasher, Dimpled Balls, Two Strokes Behind, Mowing the Rough, US Open Thighs,

    and

    "I Opened My Face Too Much and Shanked it Into a Bush"

    Carry on

    jg

  • Woody

    Jan. 6, 2010 7:40 p.m. Woody SuperDork

    The Nineteenth Hole

  • aussiesmg

    Jan. 6, 2010 7:42 p.m. aussiesmg SuperDork

    how to blow women, cash and your career in 33 easy lessons.

    Stroker Ace II

  • John Brown

    Jan. 6, 2010 9:26 p.m. John Brown SuperDork

    Practicing my putz

    18 women just a Callaway

    I haz ballz

    Elin who?

  • JFX001

    Jan. 6, 2010 9:35 p.m. JFX001 Dork

    The Billion Dollar Shaft

    Hookers, Tiger and Sluts, OH MY!

    Mein Whores

    The Ride-her Cup

  • There are those who call me...Ross.

    Jan. 6, 2010 10:00 p.m. There are those who call me...Ross. HalfDork

    Swinging your wood in a four some?

  • Lesley

    Jan. 6, 2010 10:04 p.m. Lesley SuperDork

    Holy hell... has anyone seen his Vanity Fair cover?

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2010/01/05/DI2010010504150...

  • Jan. 6, 2010 10:26 p.m. abumason New Reader

    One mulligan per side - Splittin' the fairway - Masster's Champ - Cat's Meow - Driving for show and pumping for dough

  • Luke

    Jan. 6, 2010 10:49 p.m. Luke SuperDork

    Interlocking Grip, and other techniques

    On par with the sweet-spot

    John Brown wrote: 18 women just a Callaway

    FTW.

  • 4cylndrfury

    Jan. 7, 2010 6:58 a.m. 4cylndrfury Dork

    18 and swingin
    shagging balls
    shanking my wedge
    out of the rough and into the wet
    bogey in the bunker
    18 holes, only 1 shaft

    …oh yeah, and happy scrappy hero pup

  • TJ

    Jan. 7, 2010 7:25 a.m. TJ Dork

    4cylndrfury wrote:

    …oh yeah, and happy scrappy hero pup

    Perfect! That is exactly what I thought of when I read JG's post.

  • John Brown

    Jan. 7, 2010 7:26 a.m. John Brown SuperDork

    I know one place Tiger will shy away from...

    The Cadillac Club.

  • Woody

    Jan. 7, 2010 9:32 a.m. Woody SuperDork

    berkeleying Slice

  • EricM

    Jan. 7, 2010 10:03 a.m. EricM Dork

    All that is missing is a mountain of Cocain.

  • ReverendDexter

    Jan. 7, 2010 2:19 p.m. ReverendDexter Dork

    EricM wrote:

    All that is missing is a mountain of Cocain.

    Did someone say COCAINE?!?

  • sobe_death

    Jan. 7, 2010 4:50 p.m. sobe_death New Reader

    ggggggggggg YYYEEEAAAGHHHHHHH!!!

  • neon4891

    Jan. 7, 2010 4:55 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork

    Dr. Rockzo TFMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Or, "Put the boots to him, medium-style"

 
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