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  • EricM

    Feb. 10, 2010 1:26 p.m. EricM Dork

    I bought spark plugs. I then Gapped them to .035

    Later I will drink a beer and feed raw meet to my dog.

    Anyone know what the number 1 manly thing is?

    (hint: it is not sex)

  • rustyvw

    Feb. 10, 2010 1:28 p.m. rustyvw HalfDork

    Write your name in the snow?

  • nocones

    Feb. 10, 2010 1:47 p.m. nocones Reader

    Fusing or Cutting metal with FIRE!!!

  • Woody

    Feb. 10, 2010 1:49 p.m. Woody UltraDork

    Clearly, you've walked into a burning building and put out the fire.

  • JFX001

    Feb. 10, 2010 1:53 p.m. JFX001 Dork

    Pulled out your nose hairs using two butter knives as makeshift tweezers?

    Stayed at a Holiday Inn Express?

  • DrBoost

    Feb. 10, 2010 1:54 p.m. DrBoost Dork

    The manliest thing you can do is to walk into a biker bar and defend Elton John's heterosexuality and live to post about it.

  • Marjorie Suddard

    Feb. 10, 2010 1:56 p.m. Marjorie Suddard General Manager

    The dishes?

    Margie

  • neckromacr

    Feb. 10, 2010 1:57 p.m. neckromacr New Reader

    Woody wrote:

    Clearly, you've walked into a burning building and put out the fire.

    With a beer fueled urine stream.

  • EricM

    Feb. 10, 2010 2:03 p.m. EricM Dork

    Marjorie Suddard wrote:

    The dishes?

    Margie

    SHHHH! Gesh, My wife almost heard that...

    (I do the dishes and about 60% of the cooking, I make Breakfast almost exclusively)

  • DukeOfUndersteer

    Feb. 10, 2010 2:03 p.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork

    wrestling a grizzly bear over bacon?

  • 4cylndrfury

    Feb. 10, 2010 2:05 p.m. 4cylndrfury SuperDork

    pulled a nun out of a burning bus...after pushing it off the orphan kittens of course

  • ignorant

    Feb. 10, 2010 2:06 p.m. ignorant UltimaDork

    took care of your wife and kinds in a loving manner?

  • GlennS

    Feb. 10, 2010 2:38 p.m. GlennS Dork

    boxed a kangaroo or a monkey that knows taekwondo?

  • zomby woof

    Feb. 10, 2010 2:43 p.m. zomby woof HalfDork

    Fart (like a really good one)?

  • John Brown

    Feb. 10, 2010 2:44 p.m. John Brown MegaDork

    Play leapfrog with a rhinoceros?

    Perform your own vasectomy?

    Bitch slap Chuck Norris? Twice?

    Donkey punch The Pope during Easter mass?

  • pete240z

    Feb. 10, 2010 3:07 p.m. pete240z Dork

    Marjorie Suddard wrote:

    The dishes?

    Margie

    bring down the dirty laundry basket so she can wash the clothes? (I always forget....)

  • Datsun1500

    Feb. 10, 2010 3:12 p.m. Datsun1500 Dork

    John Brown wrote:

    Bitch slap Chuck Norris? Twice?

    Nobody has ever bitch slapped Chuck Norris twice... Chuck himself tried to and was denied.

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Feb. 10, 2010 3:12 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork

    Hammer nails into hardwood.... with your penis?

  • poopshovel

    Feb. 10, 2010 3:15 p.m. poopshovel UltraDork

    Bitch slap Chuck Norris? Twice?

    ...with your penis?

  • RossD

    Feb. 10, 2010 3:18 p.m. RossD Dork

    Read a book about concrete?

  • ansonivan

    Feb. 10, 2010 3:20 p.m. ansonivan Reader

    Two chicks at the same time?

  • John Brown

    Feb. 10, 2010 3:24 p.m. John Brown MegaDork

    Datsun1500 wrote:

    John Brown wrote:

    Bitch slap Chuck Norris? Twice?

    Nobody has ever bitch slapped Chuck Norris twice... Chuck himself tried to and was denied.

    Because he isn't manly enough... but Poopy is.

  • neckromacr

    Feb. 10, 2010 3:24 p.m. neckromacr New Reader

    poopshovel wrote:

    Bitch slap Chuck Norris? Twice?

    ...with your penis?

    With Chuck's penis.

  • DukeOfUndersteer

    Feb. 10, 2010 3:28 p.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork

    ansonivan wrote:

    Two chicks at the same time?

    "Damn Straight!"

  • Marty!

    Feb. 10, 2010 3:33 p.m. Marty! HalfDork

    Survive a earthquake?

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