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EastCoastMojo wrote:Besides, being gay is way sexier than being insecure about seeming gay.
Sexy is not giving a berkeley about how you cross your legs; it's confidence and comfort in what ever pose one takes. If she's making judgements on how I sit, she's not worth my time. I can only guess it's the same for those who might "go the other way".
This from a guy who does the FDLC or ankle-on-knee thing at will. Why strike a pose if it only causes aches and pains?
Those jeans are nasty -- they make me think of depends...
No haiku- Perhaps a limerick would be in order?
Functionally challenged for operating pants
JG tore his !@# loose from his lance
The boss lady hurled
Details out to the world
Spawning endlessly degenerating rants
EastCoastMojo wrote:I know way more about y'all than I really wanted.
Besides, being gay is way sexier than being insecure about seeming gay.
See, I thought for about one one thousandth of a millisecond that I might have been gay, because I seem to make friends with a lot of gay guys. And then I realized that penises are absolutely disgusting, and boobies are gods gift to mankind. So, there went my whole notion of the possibility that I might be gay. Oh well, Girls/women are more fun anyways
Not that I was disappointed or anything.
JG Pasterjak wrote: If I actually did a chick-style FDLC it would be the last thing I ever did with my legs.
Vindication
Some of you guys need to know when to take things literally, and when not to.
FDLC = Death to Smoochie. Ankle on knee = acceptable, but not particularly comfortable. Crossed ankles = what I'm usually crossing, if I'm crossing. Preferred = legs cast wide at a greater than 90* angle, feet at greater than shoulder width apart.
WHY CAN'T THIS berkeleying SOFTWARE MAKE LISTS!!!!! I HATE THIS FORUM AS MUCH AS I LOVE THIS COMMUNITY.
Need I say more?
oldsaw wrote:Sexy is not giving a berkeley about how you cross your legs; it's confidence and comfort in what ever pose one takes.
Exactly.
In reply to Stealthtercel:
Manhood squished by seam
His voice is raised an octave
He walks with bowed legs
ansonivan wrote:Need I say more?
The NY Times hints that there might be a reason for that! Plus... 'cmon... he is wearing a cape. How many straight guys do you know who prance around dressed like its 1860?
ansonivan wrote:Need I say more?
If I did that, I wouldn't even have a chance to rack myself with my own thighs, because the pain from my kneecap digging into the back of my crossed-over calf muscle would bring tears to my eyes.
The only times I have problems with pants seams are when I'm crouching or trying to climb up into/onto something.
Apparently old Abe banged George Washington... in heaven. divinely sanctioned Man Love? No wonder he was cool with a little casual FDLC.
The picture came from wikipedia... source of all truth and accuracy.
"Would you berkeley me? I'd berkeley me."
Wow, this sure degenerated. And all from a little oopsie!
I personally like the kilt idea, but then I have lots of Scots ancestors...
Mikey52_1 wrote:Wow, this sure degenerated. And all from a little oopsie!
Degenerated from this?
Seriously, who neuters themselves with their own pants while they're sitting there working away at their desk? He was probably daydreaming about Clooney again. Only here....
Powder is your friend , with hot weather or the dry areas where some sort of slippage is needed
Woody: 'What's wrong, Norm?'
Norm: 'My underwear has crawled around and it hurts a lot.'
Woody: 'You going to the bathroom to fix it?'
Norm: 'Naw, if I just wait long enough it'll work its way back into place.'
Perhaps he should try munsenwear
H Ross Perot said:Now, I bought four minutes of national airtime to lay this out for y'all, and I see I got about 30 seconds left here, which I sold on contingency to the Munsenwear people. [ reads from card ] "Munsenwear, the underwear for the active man. Cut generously with a double-flap pouch for extra comfort. 100% cotton to prevent shrinkage. Munsenwear, because you don't want your underwear to be like an Apache creeping up on you when you least expect it." Thank you.
Announcer: Paid for by the Perot For President Committee, and Munsenwear.
Ross Perot: Now, I see I still have five seconds left, and I can't deal with five seconds unless I can feel it, touch it, smell it, eat it, and pass it through my lower intestine. But, you know what? "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Niiiiiigghhhhttt!!"
ansonivan wrote:Need I say more?
Semi NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
am I the only person here who has not had problems with his pant's seams trying to maim him?
No. I'm good.
mad_machine wrote:am I the only person here who has not had problems with his pant's seams trying to maim him?
No, but I have experienced the car-key-kabob on several occasions.
