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Say these out loud.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye'd deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye'd deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no hoo haw? Still no f'n eye'd deer.
What is the last think a tickle me elmo doll gets before it leaves the factory? Test Tickles.
A friend of mine just started his own business, making landmines that look like prayer rugs.
It's doing well.
He says prophets are going through the roof.
What was the last thing the Romans said to Jesus:
"Hey, stick around for a while"
(tit for tat)
I've been wondering... bludroptop, did you ever use any of these jokes at that meeting? (And if so, are you still employed?)
Margie
Ever see Stevie Wonders wife?
Neither has he......
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Why the long face".
The horse says "Because I have cancer".
-- Jackie The Joke Man
