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  • GrantMLS

    Aug. 23, 2011 11:40 a.m. GrantMLS Reader

    Have the proper car.. http://www.my-hunt.com/articles/2011/07/news-rolls-royce-phantom-built-tiger-hunti...

  • peter

    Aug. 23, 2011 11:51 a.m. peter Reader

    And don't just piss it off...

    http://www.amazon.com/Tiger-Vengeance-Survival-Vintage-Departures/dp/0307389049/re...

  • aircooled

    Aug. 23, 2011 1:04 p.m. aircooled SuperDork

    The Russians preferred using:

  • Geekspeed

    Aug. 24, 2011 2:37 a.m. Geekspeed New Reader

    "In Soviet Russia, tiger hunts YOU!"

  • The_Jed

    Aug. 24, 2011 6:15 a.m. The_Jed Reader

    "The only way to keep those Tigers busy is to let them shoot holes in me..."

  • Luke

    Aug. 24, 2011 6:37 a.m. Luke SuperDork

    Hahaha, that is really cool. Truly something from another time.

    ...hunting now-endangered big cats with a machine-gun towed behind your freakin' Rolls Royce .

  • kazoospec

    Aug. 24, 2011 6:52 a.m. kazoospec Reader

    First things first - aircooled - bravo!

    Also, all ZAV threads are hereby closed as this is, and always will be, the ultimate ZAV.

  • 914Driver

    Aug. 24, 2011 7:30 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork

    Obviously the wild animals aren't getting close with all that fire power, verified by the owner's easily clawed rag top.

    Anyone know what the chrome lever is on the back seat?

    Dan

  • DoctorBlade

    Aug. 24, 2011 9:22 a.m. DoctorBlade Dork

    Hard to believe tigers were ever that big of a threat.

  • mad_machine

    Aug. 24, 2011 9:38 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    914Driver wrote:

    Anyone know what the chrome lever is on the back seat?

    Dan

    Extra brake incase the hunter sees something the driver doesn't?

    I would think a foot pedal would be better.. something you can stand on while you aim.. that way if you miss and it charges.. you can step back and the driver and do what he is paid for

  • pilotbraden

    Aug. 24, 2011 9:47 a.m. pilotbraden HalfDork

    Tigers have killed many Indians.

    â—¦According to official statistics [http://dsal.uchicago.edu/statistics/], 34,075 people were killed by tigers in British-administered India, 1875-1912. That includes 11,423 k. 1900-1912.


  • 914Driver

    Aug. 24, 2011 9:59 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork

    Maybe if we didn't taste like chicken ....

  • mad_machine

    Aug. 24, 2011 10:03 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    pilotbraden wrote:

    Tigers have killed many Indians.

    â—¦According to official statistics [http://dsal.uchicago.edu/statistics/], 34,075 people were killed by tigers in British-administered India, 1875-1912. That includes 11,423 k. 1900-1912.


    So this is why, now that tigers are endangered, that there are so many people in India?

  • ReverendDexter

    Aug. 24, 2011 10:12 a.m. ReverendDexter SuperDork

    914Driver wrote:

    Maybe if we didn't taste like chicken ....

    Bacon actually.

    Robot determines humans taste like bacon.

  • mad_machine

    Aug. 24, 2011 10:44 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    actually, not far from the truth. They don't refer to human flesh as "long pig" for no reason

  • Jay_W

    Aug. 24, 2011 11:03 a.m. Jay_W Dork

    Be that as it may. That car is the kewlest most bada$$ thing on 4 wheels. If you see me next with a big toothless grin on my mug it means someone took me up on my offer to trade my eyeteeth for it. It is truly the ultimate ZAV...

  • Salanis

    Aug. 24, 2011 11:13 a.m. Salanis SuperDork

    ReverendDexter wrote:

    914Driver wrote:

    Maybe if we didn't taste like chicken ....

    Bacon actually.

    Robot determines humans taste like bacon.

    Uh oh, now we know why the zombie apocalypse is going to happen. Zombies don't want brains, they want BACON!

    It's not going to be a horrible lab experiment let loose, it's going to start with the Epic Meal Time guys:

 
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