http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2010096822_horsesex20m.html
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Oct. 23, 2009 7:52 p.m. karlt_10 New Reader
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Oct. 23, 2009 9:23 p.m. wayslow New Reader
I think we may have to put a lock on our horses stalls.
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Oct. 23, 2009 10:06 p.m. carguy123 Dork
Sounds like it may be too late.
I'm not understanding the guy died part. A ruptured colon from the sex?
Getting the hell kicked out of him by the horse for the indignity?
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Oct. 23, 2009 10:13 p.m. MrJoshua UltraDork
I think the horse was having sex with him.
They should charge the horse with "Cruelty to humans"
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Oct. 23, 2009 10:28 p.m. Shaun Reader
Dude must have a HUGE member to get charged with cruelty to animals. This sort of stuff is normal in lots of places- Upper East Side, Beverly Hills, THE Hamptons, Lake Como, Manhasset...
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Oct. 23, 2009 11:14 p.m. mad_machine UberDork
I have only one word to add to this conversation.
"ewwwww"
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Oct. 23, 2009 11:55 p.m. Keith PowerDork
In Soviet Russia, horse have sex with YOU!
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Oct. 24, 2009 12:38 a.m. MitchellC HalfDork
And the "lipstick on a pig" discussion continues...
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Oct. 24, 2009 7:41 a.m. JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
I think he probably preferred the heavy petting zoos.
jg
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Oct. 24, 2009 7:53 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork
Everyone has that special itch that can only be scratched in certain ways.... I'm glad mine are managable and for the most part, socially acceptable.
Dan
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Oct. 24, 2009 8:35 a.m. redbonechkn New Reader
Keith wrote:
In Soviet Russia, horse have sex with YOU!
WIN!!!! ewwwwwww
/thread
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Oct. 24, 2009 9:54 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker Dork
He thought he was in a stable relationship.
(I'll be here all week, folks, remember your bartenders and waitresses...)
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Oct. 24, 2009 10:27 a.m. iceracer HalfDork
Must be the farm didn't have any sheep.
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Oct. 24, 2009 10:39 a.m. Toyman01 HalfDork
That's just nasty...
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Oct. 24, 2009 10:50 a.m. Chebbie_SB HalfDork
Nobody told him "Neigh means Neigh !"
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Oct. 24, 2009 11:35 a.m. neon4891 UltraDork
This subject takes on a new meaning after talking to a friend who works at the Cornell stables.
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Oct. 24, 2009 1:07 p.m. poopshovel UltraDork
A ruptured colon from the sex?
Wendy's chili + this thread FTL.
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Oct. 24, 2009 8:33 p.m. Jensenman MegaDork
I can tell y'all are city slickers. Ask country folk about 'stump broke'. Or just click: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stump+broke+horse
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Oct. 24, 2009 8:55 p.m. Lesley SuperDork
Hate to break it to ya guys... but I doubt the horse even notices.
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Oct. 24, 2009 9:26 p.m. VanillaSky Reader
Mr. Hands. Eww.
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Oct. 25, 2009 5:28 p.m. Schmidlap Reader
carguy123 wrote:
I'm not understanding the guy died part. A ruptured colon from the sex?
You know the phrase "hung like a horse"? There is no corresponding phrase "colon the size of a horse's vagina". If you google you can find the video, though I don't recommend it.
Bob
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Oct. 25, 2009 7:14 p.m. karlt_10 New Reader
Yah, they mention that is what they apparently had the ponies for.....
Ugh.
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Oct. 25, 2009 8:01 p.m. Apexcarver UltraDork
Schmidlap wrote:
http://encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Mr._Handscarguy123 wrote:
I'm not understanding the guy died part. A ruptured colon from the sex?
You know the phrase "hung like a horse"? There is no corresponding phrase "colon the size of a horse's vagina". If you google you can find the video, though I don't recommend it.
Bob
you can find the video at the end of the linked article, I dont recommend it though.
Mr Hands was a video of said fatal rectal injury. It became something akin to Tubgirl, Goatse, 2 Girls 1 Cup, etc...
