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  • DoctorBlade

    Sept. 27, 2011 6:45 p.m. DoctorBlade Dork

    So, they're squirrels. From Canada.

  • JoeyM

    Sept. 27, 2011 7:58 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork

    cute vermin....glad they didn't stuff the intake full of straw building a nest.

  • N Sperlo

    Sept. 27, 2011 8:33 p.m. N Sperlo Dork

    Squirrel hair makes a great air filter.

  • 1988RedT2

    Sept. 27, 2011 8:33 p.m. 1988RedT2 Dork

    I really don't have a problem with it, as long as they don't put Americans out of work or apply for public assistance.

  • Dr. Hess

    Sept. 27, 2011 8:43 p.m. Dr. Hess SuperDork

    They're just here to steal bird seed that American squirrels won't steal.

  • JoeyM

    Sept. 27, 2011 8:49 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork

    our rodents don't have a sense of entitlement....

  • Basil Exposition

    Sept. 27, 2011 8:59 p.m. Basil Exposition Reader

    I was just in Toronto and the native squirrels were black. I think these may be terrorist squirrels trying to sneak in thrift Canada.

  • Basil Exposition

    Sept. 27, 2011 9:17 p.m. Basil Exposition Reader

    Basil Exposition wrote:

    I was just in Toronto and the native squirrels were black. I think these may be terrorist squirrels trying to sneak in thrift Canada.

    Um, through. Autocorrect is whack.

  • poopshovel

    Sept. 27, 2011 10:20 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork

    There is this really small college in NC where albino squirrels hang out. They are from germany. I am not joking.

  • Sept. 27, 2011 11:44 p.m. TRoglodyte HalfDork

    Basil Exposition wrote:

    Basil Exposition wrote:

    I was just in Toronto and the native squirrels were black. I think these may be terrorist squirrels trying to sneak in thrift Canada.

    Um, through. Autocorrect is whack.

    This, this is why I love our northern neighbors.Ay?

  • Salanis

    Sept. 28, 2011 1:20 a.m. Salanis SuperDork

    Dr. Hess wrote:

    They're just here to steal bird seed that American squirrels won't steal.

    As long as they're willing to steal less birdseed than American squirrels, people will keep feeding them!

  • Sept. 28, 2011 3:42 a.m. fasted58 Dork

    suuure, it all sounds innocent. first step is jumping the border, then...

    never let the cute fool ya

    stay vigilant ppl, stay vigilant

  • JoeyM

    Sept. 28, 2011 5:49 a.m. JoeyM SuperDork

    poopshovel wrote:

    There is this really small college in NC where albino squirrels hang out. They are from germany. I am not joking.

    "Aryan squirrels? I hate Aryan squirrels!!!" (drives autocross car across bridge causing rodents to jump into river)

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Sept. 28, 2011 6:09 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork

    fasted58 wrote:

    suuure, it all sounds innocent. first step is jumping the border, then...

    never let the cute fool ya

    stay vigilant ppl, stay vigilant

    They don't have guns here yet but the flying ones can put an eye out.

  • pigeon

    Sept. 28, 2011 6:24 a.m. pigeon Dork

    So that explains the stuffed squirrel sitting on his stack of street tires in the garage... I'm not saying that driver wasn't paying attention that it took him two sessions to figure out he was down on power but he did back over another instructor's foot later that same day. Poor guy was in a cast and didn't get to do anything all weekend.

  • aeronca65t

    Sept. 28, 2011 7:24 a.m. aeronca65t Dork

    poopshovel wrote:

    There is this really small college in NC where albino squirrels hang out. They are from germany. I am not joking.

    I live near Princeton, NJ. The university has a large population of semi-rare, black squirrels (they are actually a subset of common Grey Squirrels). In fact, I saw several yesterday. Link

  • 16vCorey

    Sept. 28, 2011 7:51 a.m. 16vCorey SuperDork

    poopshovel wrote:

    There is this really small college in NC where albino squirrels hang out. They are from germany. I am not joking.

    There's a bunch of white squirrels in Olney, IL too. Though their history is a bit cloudy, they're apparently not from Germany. While they're not German, they are from Illinois, so there's still a possible nazi connection. http://www.ci.olney.il.us/Visitors/WhiteSquirrel.htm

  • Strizzo

    Sept. 28, 2011 8:51 a.m. Strizzo SuperDork

    thats nothing, someone caught a pirhana at a local lake here in houston last week.

  • mad_machine

    Sept. 28, 2011 9:30 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    they are cute when young.. but they grow up to be rodents

  • Dr. Hess

    Sept. 28, 2011 9:42 a.m. Dr. Hess SuperDork

    Strizzo wrote:

    thats nothing, someone caught a pirhana at a local lake here in houston last week.

    They are only here to eat people that American fish won't eat.

  • DoctorBlade

    Sept. 28, 2011 12:02 p.m. DoctorBlade Dork

    Dr. Hess wrote:

    Strizzo wrote:

    thats nothing, someone caught a pirhana at a local lake here in houston last week.

    They are only here to eat people that American fish won't eat.

    We should introduce them to those flying carp infecting the Mississippi river.

 
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