Over the weekend I received notices that I have won three sweepstakes each for a little over 400K. Each enclosed a check to cover the taxes. Which i have to deposit in my bank. Boy, am I lucky .
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Nov. 2, 2008 10:43 a.m. iceracer Reader
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Nov. 2, 2008 10:50 a.m. porksboy HalfDork
Yippie! I hav a bridje that wold make a nise investment for all that muny.
Miss spelling added for effect.
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Nov. 2, 2008 11:04 a.m. carzan New Reader
My client would like to buy your cheques for $2 million...
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Nov. 2, 2008 11:05 a.m. procker New Reader
If you can hold some of my milljons in your banc account i'll let you keep 7%
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Nov. 2, 2008 11:25 a.m. Datsun1500 HalfDork
Hello seller
I am very much interested in the immediate purchase of your item.i am actually buying it for a client.payment will be made with cheque .The payment you will recieve will include shipping fee,insurance and my own commission as an agent.After your confirmation that the money cleared your bank,i will want the shipment cost and my comission fees that has been agree with my client sent to my shipper via western union money transfer in one of their outlet around you so that the shipper can begin all neccessary shipment procedure/pick up of the item in your place.if you agree with me to this capacity i would be grateful you reply my email and give me your full name and contact address/phone number and your finalprice for the item so that i will have my client notified of your acceptance of the offer. thanks for your understanding. i will wait your quick response asap. Get back to me. REGARDS
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Nov. 2, 2008 12:09 p.m. Black Stig New Reader
Did you know you are also the descendant of a Nigerian King? He has forwarded this information to me in order to send to you. He has over $2 Million in estate and monies that you can have as yours as an inheritance. Just send us your bank account information and we will wire the monies over immediately.
Thank you, Duwal Aldubal Secretary of Royalty of Nigeria
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Nov. 2, 2008 12:55 p.m. GameboyRMH Dork
$400K! Wow, that's almost twice an average American's yearly income!
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Nov. 2, 2008 1:26 p.m. Tommy Suddard
Twice? What kind of low class neighborhood do you live in?
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Nov. 2, 2008 1:55 p.m. Osterkraut Reader
GameboyRMH wrote:
$400K! Wow, that's almost twice an average American's yearly income!
Man, those island schools must have TERRIBLE math teachers!
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Nov. 2, 2008 5:28 p.m. Datsun1500 HalfDork
Tommy Suddard wrote:
Twice? What kind of low class neighborhood do you live in?
Obama says $250K is middle class......
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Nov. 2, 2008 7:51 p.m. GameboyRMH Dork
Nobody got my Joe the Plumber joke. Someone even screwed it up
