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  • jsinnard

    Oct. 2, 2008 10:15 a.m. jsinnard New Reader

    Anyone looking to assault a castle or embark on a seige? A gen-u-ine Roman Catapult replica is now available for your barbaric needs.

    Ammo not included.

    Even though it says it can't be fired again, it would make one hell of a lawn ornament!

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Full-size-replica-Roman-seige-catapult-ballista_W0QQitemZ180...

  • Apexcarver

    Oct. 2, 2008 10:32 a.m. Apexcarver SuperDork

    the comments are PRICELESS

  • EastCoastMojo

    Oct. 2, 2008 10:41 a.m. EastCoastMojo Reader

    Q: I have been contemplating a career change of late. Would you be so kind as to advise the current market demand in your region for freelance ballisters? I have no direct experience in siege warfare, though my corporate position has left me quite competent in the areas of windmill tilting, entrenched thinking and provided a deeply seated bunker mentality; traits I should think translate well to a budding siege entrepreneur. 01-Oct-08

    A: It sounds as though you’re quite well qualified for a position as a full time ballista rooky but unlikely to make the heady ranks of stone loader or pin puller. I hope you’ll understand that we are currently inundated with applications but if you would like to put together a CV we will do our best to look at it. Bear in mind that a well scribed document on the best available parchment is likely to work in your favour.

    LOL

  • 914Driver

    Oct. 2, 2008 11:32 a.m. 914Driver HalfDork

    I'm always curious, what were you looking for that put you onto a hugass Roman bow & arrow in England no less?

  • jsinnard

    Oct. 2, 2008 11:37 a.m. jsinnard New Reader

    Christmas decorating season is quickly approaching. I've been looking for something to accompany my glowing 20 foot inflatable Santa.

  • EastCoastMojo

    Oct. 2, 2008 11:44 a.m. EastCoastMojo Reader

    It would sure make getting the sleigh and reindeer decorations up on the roof easier.

  • jsinnard

    Oct. 2, 2008 11:47 a.m. jsinnard New Reader

    yup...

    All kinds of uses and not at all limited to the holiday season.

  • foxtrapper

    Oct. 2, 2008 12:34 p.m. foxtrapper SuperDork

    Humphf. "punkin chunkin"

    Lawn ornament... we USE ours!

  • maroon92

    Oct. 2, 2008 2:17 p.m. maroon92 SuperDork

    I don't know why this made me think of it, but I was in a TSD rally last weekend, and we drove by a house with it's garage door open, and inside was a full sized Civil War era replica Cannon. My co-driver and I just cracked up laughing.

  • Jensenman

    Oct. 2, 2008 2:39 p.m. Jensenman UltimaDork

    Trebuchet > catapult.

 

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