I am so glad I was not drinking or eating when I read this.. thankyou for the laughs!
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Jan. 23, 2012 10:18 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork
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Jan. 23, 2012 10:34 a.m. Conquest351 HalfDork
4cylndrfury wrote:
FACT:
The morning after some good draft beer, you WILL fart in the shower, thinking at that moment:
that felt wonderful
You will smile for approximately 7 seconds, satisfied with your comfort. Upon second 8, you will immediately realize the mistake you just made...now youre forced to marinate in a humid, 3'x6' prison cell of olfactory horrors you created yourself. The air does not circulate, the moist air seems to stick to your face....and then you realize:
This EXACT scenario played out Saturday morning 2 weeks ago, Im an idiot for not remembering
Congratulations idiot, your memory sucks...
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my gawd... Thanks for making me look like a jackass at work by laughing in front of everyone.
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Jan. 23, 2012 12:21 p.m. The_Jed HalfDork
Height 5'9" (69")
Reach 6'2" (74")
Definitely part Ape!
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Jan. 23, 2012 12:23 p.m. Brett_Murphy Dork
My pinkie is longer than my nose, and I've got a positive ape index.
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Jan. 23, 2012 12:25 p.m. 92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork
The_Jed wrote:
Height 5'9" (69")
Reach 6'2" (74")
Definitely part Ape!
Jeff Monson absolutely has more simian left in him than your average person.
I also think i have those same measurements now that i think about it. Will double check when home. (Well, besides the bulk)
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Jan. 23, 2012 12:52 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork
