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  • David S. Wallens

    Oct. 20, 2008 9:52 p.m. David S. Wallens Editorial Director

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/state/orl-shrimp-pants-102008,0,6165172....

  • Keith

    Oct. 20, 2008 11:25 p.m. Keith UltraDork

    You know, I'm not going to read the article. I don't think it could be any better than what's going through my mind already, especially with a URL that includes the phrase "shrimp-pants".

  • ignorant

    Oct. 21, 2008 5:43 a.m. ignorant UberDork

    uhh umm

  • 914Driver

    Oct. 21, 2008 5:56 a.m. 914Driver Dork

    Ice makes the swelling go down Officer.

  • Luke

    Oct. 21, 2008 6:40 a.m. Luke Dork

    Classic case of supermarket seafood heist gone wrong. I remember another story about a guy who tried to 'pants' some live lobsters.

  • katonk

    Oct. 21, 2008 11:12 a.m. katonk New Reader

    Sounds like someone was inspired by the movie "Bait".

    "They're not shrimp.... They're PRAWNS!"

  • Kramer

    Oct. 21, 2008 12:07 p.m. Kramer Reader

    Better than crabs, I guess.

    Maybe if they sprayed some FDS down there, it would have masked the odor.

  • EricM

    Oct. 21, 2008 12:42 p.m. EricM Reader

    Do they know about shrinkage?

  • EastCoastMojo

    Oct. 21, 2008 12:52 p.m. EastCoastMojo Reader

    I can only hope that the shrimp were already peeled because those suckers have some sharp parts.

  • Gimp

    Oct. 21, 2008 1:36 p.m. Gimp Dork

    ewww... he put them back....

  • MadScientistMatt

    Oct. 21, 2008 1:39 p.m. MadScientistMatt HalfDork

    Luke wrote:

    Classic case of supermarket seafood heist gone wrong. I remember another story about a guy who tried to 'pants' some live lobsters.

    Did he end up with a Darwin Award, or merely an Honorable Mention?

 

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