confuZion3 wrote:fastasleep, if I underwent surgery to have my arms turned into legs, a pig snout attached to my face, and hair glued to half my body, would it make me a manbearpig? No. It would make me an idiot, yes, but I'd just be a guy who had a bunch of plastic surgery done to him who calls himself the single greatest threat to all of humanity.
Better South Park analogy would have been a man who wants to be a dolphin...
More fun with brain hurting: he/she is the woman's long drive champ, but not the female long drive champ!
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