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  • June 14, 2011 8:20 a.m. z31maniac SuperDork

    "I'd fill her out like an application."

  • DukeOfUndersteer

    June 14, 2011 8:37 a.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork

    does it count if i post a picture and im not married???

  • e_pie

    June 14, 2011 8:45 a.m. e_pie Reader

    Of course my wife is hot.

    And she does track days with me and works on her car, and got me a track day for my birthday, and she's mexican, all of which makes her even hotter.

  • rotard

    June 14, 2011 9:58 a.m. rotard Reader

    "I'd bang her like a screen door."

  • joey48442

    June 14, 2011 10:17 a.m. joey48442 SuperDork

    ddavidv wrote:

    rebelgtp wrote:

    Based on this photo alone...."I'd hit it".

    It really looks like the outside of both feet, not the inside of her left and outside of her right...Making it look like she got all runned over.

    Oh, and Oregon has the best license plates.

    Joey

  • pigeon

    June 14, 2011 10:27 a.m. pigeon Dork

    rotard wrote:

    "I'd bang her like a screen door."

    in a hurricane!

  • wlkelley3

    June 14, 2011 11:41 a.m. wlkelley3 Dork

    DukeOfUndersteer wrote:

    does it count if i post a picture and im not married???

    As long as she is a wife.

    or soon to be yours or maybe sometime in the future be your wife.

  • e_pie

    June 14, 2011 12:09 p.m. e_pie Reader

    My wife modeling her new helmet.

  • cwh

    June 14, 2011 12:17 p.m. cwh SuperDork

    That's The Stigette!

  • NickF40

    June 14, 2011 12:18 p.m. NickF40 Dork

    haha ^ heck yes!

  • DukeOfUndersteer

    June 14, 2011 12:23 p.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork

    wlkelley3 wrote:

    DukeOfUndersteer wrote:

    does it count if i post a picture and im not married???

    or soon to be yours or maybe sometime in the future be your wife.

    Internal debate...

  • e_pie

    June 14, 2011 7:52 p.m. e_pie Reader

    cwh wrote:

    That's The Stigette!

    Yes I'm the Stig.

  • rebelgtp

    June 14, 2011 9:30 p.m. rebelgtp SuperDork

    In reply to joey48442:

    If I remember right the oil filter she was changing was stuck and she was having trouble loosening it. After a bit of cursing she got it done though.

    This is the same girl that won't let me work on the Olds except when she is around so she can help out with the work.

  • aussiesmg

    June 14, 2011 9:45 p.m. aussiesmg SuperDork

    Too all the hot wives who let us be the crazy car guys who love you all so much, thanks for the blessings and tolerance.

    May we always appreciate you in your ability to look beyond our automotive addictions.

    May you get all of the rewards you are due and the love we feel.

  • NickF40

    June 14, 2011 11:30 p.m. NickF40 Dork

    does any of yours know How To Douglas?

  • HiTempguy

    June 14, 2011 11:35 p.m. HiTempguy Dork

    N Sperlo wrote:

    So wait... I thought.... I'm going to have to talk to my reproductive endocrinologist friend.

    LOL

    So, I'm curious. The term "hit it" has been in use by guys for what? 10 years or so?; have the ladies picked this one up? I have yet to hear any female, no matter how hot, say " I'd let him hit me "

    There are a lot of things myself (and my friends have said) that I have never heard a woman say. And I hang around a lot of woman that you'd think could handle it but can't! For most, saying that would be extreme... unless you're their gay friend, then I could see them saying it to you

    And ww, you are one crazy SOB. 4 women in the household? I probably would have stopped at 2. Risky business my friend, risky business.

  • Mental

    June 15, 2011 12:56 a.m. Mental SuperDork

    On a poker run with my MG, and after a 3 month deployment jumped in a $500 Van and ran the BABE with me last week. Cure, smarter and more patient than I deserve

  • Rusted_Busted_Spit

    June 15, 2011 9:18 a.m. Rusted_Busted_Spit Dork

    aussiesmg wrote:

    Too all the hot wives who let us be the crazy car guys who love you all so much, thanks for the blessings and tolerance.

    May we always appreciate you in your ability to look beyond our automotive addictions.

    May you get all of the rewards you are due and the love we feel.

    Well said. I may forward that to my wife.

  • curtis73

    June 15, 2011 11:57 a.m. curtis73 Dork

    pigeon wrote:

    rotard wrote:

    "I'd bang her like a screen door."

    in a hurricane!

    My wife sometimes asks me if I'd do a hot girl that we see walking down the street and I just say, "she wouldn't E36 M3 right for a week."

  • N Sperlo

    June 15, 2011 12:11 p.m. N Sperlo HalfDork

    In reply to curtis73:

    So she would be E36 M3ting pancakes?

  • pinchvalve

    June 15, 2011 12:23 p.m. pinchvalve SuperDork

    Thanks for not posting any ugly, disguisting women, like this:

    That shirt makes me want to puke.

  • curtis73

    June 15, 2011 3:27 p.m. curtis73 Dork

    N Sperlo wrote:

    In reply to curtis73:

    So she would be E36 M3ting pancakes?

    Pretty much. Let's just say she'll have trouble controlling her flatulence, but at least it will be quiet. Its like trying to put an 18 wheeler in a 1-car garage.

    I'm just sayin...

  • Lesley

    June 15, 2011 3:42 p.m. Lesley SuperDork

    Wow Curtis, you have great hair, you're a slut and a complete and total pig... be still my heart!

  • Maroon92

    June 15, 2011 5:49 p.m. Maroon92 SuperDork

    NickF40 wrote:

    does any of yours know How To Douglas?

    Probably not, but I could certainly teach her.

  • BARNCA

    June 15, 2011 6:15 p.m. BARNCA HalfDork

    i am now a better man that i know what a douglas is. and yes my wife is hot.

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