It is with great sorrow that I bid farewell to my friend, "Big Red". Yes, after over 355,000 miles of flawless service, my beloved Dodge has moved on to another owner. I'm sure your as saddened by this as I am, but alas, the time has come to allow Red to bring a spark of joy to another owners heart.
On the other hand, Tina was absolutely overjoyed. When I told her it was leaving she said "I just gotta watch in drive away!" and ran to the window to watch him chug down the street for the last time.
Flowers can be sent to my home, donations can be made to me personally or via paypal ;)

