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  • Salanis

    Dec. 17, 2009 1:01 a.m. Salanis UberDork

    I liken dating redheaded women to owning a Jaguar. They have a reputation for being higher "performance" and more luxurious. In reality they tend to cost your twice as much and be 10 times the hassle.

    I keed. I keed. My current (redheaded) girlfriend is the coolest, lowest maintenance, woman I've ever dated.

  • Wally

    Dec. 17, 2009 2:09 a.m. Wally UberDork

    It's nice to finally have something go my way. You can still go on about my weight, color and religion but lay off the hair. And for those of you that were wondering, yes my back hair is red too.

  • John Brown

    Dec. 17, 2009 6:16 a.m. John Brown MegaDork

    I don't see the problem here people, a testa rossa is only supposed to be driven hard, washed down and tossed back into a locked and secured garage.

  • Dec. 17, 2009 7:38 a.m. spitfirebill Dork

    cwh wrote:

    I LOVE redheads, especially when you find out that they are real redheads.

    Amen bro. These folks don't know some of them I've known.

  • f86sabjf

    Dec. 17, 2009 7:54 a.m. f86sabjf New Reader

    eastsidemav wrote:

    Two words: Alyson Hannigan

    thats what i'm talking about YUMMY

  • DukeOfUndersteer

    Dec. 17, 2009 8:14 a.m. DukeOfUndersteer Dork

    eastsidemav wrote:

    Two words: Alyson Hannigan

    Hubba Hubba!

  • cwh

    Dec. 17, 2009 8:19 a.m. cwh SuperDork

    Yeah, she's cute, but, what, 12 years old?

  • DukeOfUndersteer

    Dec. 17, 2009 8:32 a.m. DukeOfUndersteer Dork

    cwh wrote:

    Yeah, she's cute, but, what, 12 years old?

    shes the chick from the "American Pie" movies, shes like 35...

  • MiatarPowar

    Dec. 17, 2009 9:46 a.m. MiatarPowar HalfDork

    I'm dating my first redhead.

    No complaints.

    My Liz

  • Ian F

    Dec. 17, 2009 10:17 a.m. Ian F Dork

    Apparently I've been living under a rock... there's discrimmination against redheads? Seriously?

  • cwh

    Dec. 17, 2009 10:22 a.m. cwh SuperDork

    It's new to me, too. Never heard about it anywhere but here.

  • DoctorBlade

    Dec. 17, 2009 12:20 p.m. DoctorBlade Reader

    It's a british thing, it seems.

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Dec. 17, 2009 12:27 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork

    Ian F wrote:

    Apparently I've been living under a rock... there's discrimmination against redheads? Seriously?

    Its a 5yr old joke... http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/911/

  • Snowdoggie

    Dec. 17, 2009 1:08 p.m. Snowdoggie HalfDork

    It started out as a joke in a Southpark episode. Now people in England are actually filing discrimination complaints.

  • Shaun

    Dec. 17, 2009 1:35 p.m. Shaun Reader

    Incredibly, people have taken up beating redheads for no other reason than,.... they are redheads. I guess that could be considered an infringement of someones rights. But who's rights? Depends on your perspective I guess. Maybe redheads should be beat. Perhaps it is an infringement on non redheaded people's rights to have to refrain from beating redheads. Nanny state and all.

    Google "kick a ginger day" and read all about it.

    http://laist.com/2009/11/24/kick_a_ginger_day_spawned_at_least.php

  • Wally

    Dec. 17, 2009 1:42 p.m. Wally UberDork

    It didn't used to have a name, it was just called grade school.

  • griffin729

    Dec. 17, 2009 1:56 p.m. griffin729 Reader

    I too am a red-headed step child. And now for your entertainment.

    Q: What's a blond's pick-up line? A: I'm sooo drunk. Q: What's an ugly blond's pick-up line? A: I said, I'm sooo drunk! Q: What's a brunette's pick-up line? A: Um, have all the blonds left yet? Q: What's a redheads pick-up line? A: You. Here. Now!

  • Teqnyck

    Dec. 17, 2009 2:12 p.m. Teqnyck New Reader

    My wife is auburn red with blue eyes, there's nothing more beautiful in the world.

    Oh, and Alyson Hannigan is nice, but Emma Stone is worth a look too

  • aussiesmg

    Dec. 17, 2009 5:37 p.m. aussiesmg SuperDork

    Oh yeah, Bloodnut works also

  • gamby

    Dec. 17, 2009 8:06 p.m. gamby UberDork

    oldsaw wrote:

    Nominally SFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaq1bWdMA1g

    Sorry, but Cynthia Nixon is the least sexy redhead on the planet. She is utterly sexless IMHO.

    Nicole Kidman (esp. of late) does nothing for me, either.

    Otherwise, no issues w/ redheads.

  • aussiesmg

    Dec. 17, 2009 8:22 p.m. aussiesmg SuperDork

    I get to make comments on this thread because I have been called a redhead from time to time, so before you jump on me consider that.

    damn rusties anyway

  • oldsaw

    Dec. 17, 2009 10:52 p.m. oldsaw HalfDork

    gamby wrote:

    oldsaw wrote:

    Nominally SFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaq1bWdMA1g

    Sorry, but Cynthia Nixon is the least sexy redhead on the planet. She is utterly sexless IMHO.

    Nicole Kidman (esp. of late) does nothing for me, either.

    Otherwise, no issues w/ redheads.

    Have to agree with you about Nixon, not so much about Kidman.

  • Wally

    Dec. 17, 2009 11:58 p.m. Wally UberDork

    gamby wrote:

    oldsaw wrote:

    Nominally SFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaq1bWdMA1g

    Sorry, but Cynthia Nixon is the least sexy redhead on the planet. She is utterly sexless IMHO.

    Nicole Kidman (esp. of late) does nothing for me, either.

    Otherwise, no issues w/ redheads.

    Thanks, I thought I was the only one that didn't really care for Nicole Kidman.

  • mel_horn

    Dec. 18, 2009 6:37 a.m. mel_horn Dork

    DukeOfUndersteer wrote:

    cwh wrote:

    Yeah, she's cute, but, what, 12 years old?

    shes the chick from the "American Pie" movies, shes like 35...

    Also the only reason I watch "How I Met Your Mother"...

  • 4eyes

    Dec. 18, 2009 7:51 p.m. 4eyes Reader

    God only makes a limited number of perfect women every year, these he marks with red hair. Unfortunatly a large segment don't understand why they are different and "eat their feelings". Thus thin redheads are a rare and beautiful find. I don't know WTF is up with redheaded guys.

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