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  • aussiesmg

    Jan. 11, 2011 6:16 p.m. aussiesmg SuperDork

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

    As Ben Franklin said:

    In wine there is wisdom,

    In beer there is freedom,

    In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo..

    However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a purification process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poo, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of E36 M3.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

  • That idiot who can't spell

    Jan. 12, 2011 12:30 a.m. That idiot who can't spell SuperDork

    So If In wine there is wisdom and beer there is freedom, what is in a greatful dead?

  • ansonivan

    Jan. 12, 2011 12:45 a.m. ansonivan HalfDork

    A E36 M3load of lsd/mescline/canibus?

  • carguy123

    Jan. 12, 2011 10:06 a.m. carguy123 SuperDork

    Wine is just spoiled grape juice so go one better and drink Welchs Grape juice. And a big benefit is that it tastes better!!

  • jrw1621

    Jan. 12, 2011 10:11 a.m. jrw1621 SuperDork

    I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
    -W. C. Fields

    I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
    -W. C. Fields

  • Rufledt

    Jan. 12, 2011 2:08 p.m. Rufledt HalfDork

    what about Mt. Dew? That stuff is probobly toxic enough to kill bacteria

  • Cone_Junky

    Jan. 12, 2011 2:15 p.m. Cone_Junky Reader

    Rufledt wrote:

    what about Mt. Dew? That stuff is probobly toxic enough to kill bacteria

    And sperm...

  • Jan. 12, 2011 2:17 p.m. mndsm SuperDork

    ^ Not true. I averaged a 12 pack a day for the better part of a decade and my wife is still pregnant.

  • bludroptop

    Jan. 12, 2011 2:25 p.m. bludroptop SuperDork

    mndsm wrote:

    ^ Not true. I averaged a 12 pack a day for the better part of a decade and my wife is still pregnant.

    It only kills the normal sperm. The mutants seem to thrive on it.

    Good luck with the new bundle of joy!

  • Auto ADD

    Jan. 12, 2011 2:34 p.m. Auto ADD Dork

    In reply to aussiesmg:

    While that may have been true in old Ben's day. Not so much today with the water filtration systems available. Just get one of these and drink all the water you need. http://www.brita.com/products/water-pitchers/

    I like me some good beer and wine also but employers look down on me if I show up to an interview drunk. Not to mention what the cops do if I drive that way.

    Kenn

  • 92CelicaHalfTrac

    Jan. 12, 2011 3:15 p.m. 92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork

    I hate copying stuff from this forum to show people.

    "Hey! berkeley you! I like E36 M3s, shiny happy person!"

  • Jan. 13, 2011 1:47 a.m. grafmiata Dork

    mndsm wrote:

    ^ Not true. I averaged a 12 pack a day for the better part of a decade and my wife is still pregnant.

    She's been pregnant for a decade??? Damn, that kid's gonna be HUGE when he finally comes out!!!

 
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