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July 1, 2009 8:45 a.m. Autolex Reader
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July 1, 2009 9:27 a.m. 4cylndrfury HalfDork
well, if it says flyin Miata on it, its worth at leat 26 HP at the wheels...you could tattoo a hairless raccoon with FM and glue it to your sunroof, and it would perform better than OEM, add 12% more HP, and never need replaced
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July 1, 2009 9:40 a.m. Autolex Reader
that is the most awesome comment ever.
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July 1, 2009 9:54 a.m. EastCoastMojo Dork
Great. Now all the hairless raccoons on eBay are getting outrageously expensive.
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July 1, 2009 9:57 a.m. Xceler8x Dork
That scope is awesome. I want one hooked to a vacuum source so the flappers will work. I bet I could run 10's.
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July 1, 2009 10:02 a.m. bludroptop Dork
And I thought that the whole gluing a raccoon to your sunroof thing was all hype....
Now I know I was just doing it wrong.
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July 1, 2009 11:35 a.m. Keith UberDork
Keep in mind that upgrading your raccoon to an FM Super Raccoon is only effective if you have the factory raccoon option. Retrofitting one to a raccoonless model is typically disappointing.
As for the hood scoop - well, we can't give away all of our secrets.
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July 1, 2009 12:14 p.m. Autolex Reader
and a new signature...
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July 1, 2009 12:30 p.m. ClemSparks UberDork
Oh...
Racoon delete...
I see.
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July 1, 2009 8:24 p.m. S2 New Reader
This thread is quote worthy- a must see in the next issue.
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July 1, 2009 8:53 p.m. Volksroddin HalfDork
So can I put a Raccon on my 01 Interseptor?
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July 1, 2009 9:14 p.m. RossD Reader
Volksroddin wrote:
So can I put a Raccon on my 01 Interseptor?
No.
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July 2, 2009 7:21 a.m. 4cylndrfury HalfDork
RossD wrote:
Volksroddin wrote:
So can I put a Raccon on my 01 Interseptor?
No.
Raccoons were only available as factory installed options 92-00. 2001-current use possums as the raccoon market is being severely driven up due to the drift tax
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July 2, 2009 9:31 a.m. ClemSparks UberDork
Opossums are like the sleeper racoon...
No racing stripes or masks to give away the secret...just the plain look (until they bare their teeth).
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July 2, 2009 9:53 a.m. 4cylndrfury HalfDork
^^plus, when they hiss, it kinda sounds like a BOV
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July 2, 2009 10:48 a.m. Carrera30 New Reader
For a good balance of performance and reliability, I think I'd go with an armadillo, I hear those things are bullet-proof.
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July 2, 2009 12:23 p.m. Xceler8x Dork
Carrera30 wrote:
For a good balance of performance and reliability, I think I'd go with an armadillo, I hear those things are bullet-proof.
They also come with optional leprosy infection. It's losing weight over time to increase performance.
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July 2, 2009 12:27 p.m. ClemSparks UberDork
Vermin motorsports
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July 5, 2009 9:49 a.m. 4cylndrfury Dork
ZOMG I can has a verminz Motorsports zticker for my dorifto helmet yo please?
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July 5, 2009 4:14 p.m. Lesley SuperDork
I gotta wombat on my Dodge...
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July 5, 2009 6:19 p.m. aussiesmg Dork
Mate, your Dodge was designed by a wombat
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July 5, 2009 7:03 p.m. rmarkc New Reader
Badgers?
We don't need no stinking badgers!
It had to be said.
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July 5, 2009 9:32 p.m. zoomx2 New Reader
rmarkc wrote:
Badgers?
We don't need no stinking badgers!
It had to be said.
Ohh, those is 'sem fightin' words to a Wisconsin boy!!
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July 12, 2009 11:28 a.m. 4cylndrfury Dork
woot...this thread is on the leaderboard
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July 12, 2009 2:42 p.m. Rufledt New Reader
so on my drive to ithaca a week ago i hit a dead racoon with my van and i still have some 'coon blood on my exhaust and rear bumper. is that worth any HP?
