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Autolex
Autolex Reader
7/1/09 8:45 a.m.
4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury HalfDork
7/1/09 9:27 a.m.

well, if it says flyin Miata on it, its worth at leat 26 HP at the wheels...you could tattoo a hairless raccoon with FM and glue it to your sunroof, and it would perform better than OEM, add 12% more HP, and never need replaced

Autolex
Autolex Reader
7/1/09 9:40 a.m.

that is the most awesome comment ever.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo Dork
7/1/09 9:54 a.m.

Great. Now all the hairless raccoons on eBay are getting outrageously expensive.

Xceler8x
Xceler8x Dork
7/1/09 9:57 a.m.

That scope is awesome. I want one hooked to a vacuum source so the flappers will work. I bet I could run 10's.

bludroptop
bludroptop Dork
7/1/09 10:02 a.m.

And I thought that the whole gluing a raccoon to your sunroof thing was all hype....

Now I know I was just doing it wrong.

Keith
Keith SuperDork
7/1/09 11:35 a.m.

Keep in mind that upgrading your raccoon to an FM Super Raccoon is only effective if you have the factory raccoon option. Retrofitting one to a raccoonless model is typically disappointing.

As for the hood scoop - well, we can't give away all of our secrets.

Autolex
Autolex Reader
7/1/09 12:14 p.m.

and a new signature...

ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
7/1/09 12:30 p.m.

Oh...

Racoon delete...

I see.

S2
S2 New Reader
7/1/09 8:24 p.m.

This thread is quote worthy- a must see in the next issue.

Volksroddin
Volksroddin HalfDork
7/1/09 8:53 p.m.

So can I put a Raccon on my 01 Interseptor?

RossD
RossD Reader
7/1/09 9:14 p.m.
Volksroddin wrote: So can I put a Raccon on my 01 Interseptor?

No.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury HalfDork
7/2/09 7:21 a.m.
RossD wrote:
Volksroddin wrote: So can I put a Raccon on my 01 Interseptor?

No.

Raccoons were only available as factory installed options 92-00. 2001-current use possums as the raccoon market is being severely driven up due to the drift tax

ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
7/2/09 9:31 a.m.

Opossums are like the sleeper racoon...

No racing stripes or masks to give away the secret...just the plain look (until they bare their teeth).

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury HalfDork
7/2/09 9:53 a.m.

^^plus, when they hiss, it kinda sounds like a BOV

Carrera30
Carrera30 New Reader
7/2/09 10:48 a.m.

For a good balance of performance and reliability, I think I'd go with an armadillo, I hear those things are bullet-proof.

Xceler8x
Xceler8x Dork
7/2/09 12:23 p.m.
Carrera30 wrote: For a good balance of performance and reliability, I think I'd go with an armadillo, I hear those things are bullet-proof.

They also come with optional leprosy infection. It's losing weight over time to increase performance.

ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
7/2/09 12:27 p.m.

Vermin motorsports

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Dork
7/5/09 9:49 a.m.

ZOMG I can has a verminz Motorsports zticker for my dorifto helmet yo please?

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
7/5/09 4:14 p.m.

I gotta wombat on my Dodge...

aussiesmg
aussiesmg Dork
7/5/09 6:19 p.m.

Mate, your Dodge was designed by a wombat

rmarkc
rmarkc New Reader
7/5/09 7:03 p.m.

Badgers?

We don't need no stinking badgers!

It had to be said.

zoomx2
zoomx2 New Reader
7/5/09 9:32 p.m.
rmarkc wrote: Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers! It had to be said.

Ohh, those is 'sem fightin' words to a Wisconsin boy!!

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Dork
7/12/09 11:28 a.m.

woot...this thread is on the leaderboard

Rufledt
Rufledt New Reader
7/12/09 2:42 p.m.

so on my drive to ithaca a week ago i hit a dead racoon with my van and i still have some 'coon blood on my exhaust and rear bumper. is that worth any HP?

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