Who shall win?
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Dec. 20, 2011 10:39 p.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
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Dec. 21, 2011 12:11 a.m. Trans_Maro Dork
Kim Jong Il = dead
Most interesting guy = not interesting at all, does not live up to the hype.
Chuck Norris = Chuck Norris.
Enough said.
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Dec. 21, 2011 5:47 a.m. Toyman01 SuperDork
Chuck would roundhouse kick them and it would be over. Flying foot beats a dictator and a prick every time.
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Dec. 21, 2011 6:24 a.m. bravenrace SuperDork
Trans_Maro wrote:
Kim Jong Il = dead
Most interesting guy = not interesting at all, does not live up to the hype.
Chuck Norris = Chuck Norris.
Enough said.
I couldn't have said it any better.
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Dec. 21, 2011 7:29 a.m. N Sperlo SuperDork
Suggesting Chuck Norris could be defeated is a mortal sin. You're going to hell, Duke.
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Dec. 21, 2011 7:30 a.m. 93EXCivic SuperDork
N Sperlo wrote:
Suggesting Chuck Norris could be defeated is a mortal sin. You're going to hell, Duke.
Not true Chuck Norris was beaten by Bruce Lee.
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Dec. 21, 2011 7:34 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
93EXCivic wrote:
N Sperlo wrote:
Suggesting Chuck Norris could be defeated is a mortal sin. You're going to hell, Duke.
Not true Chuck Norris was beaten by Bruce Lee.
Isn't Chuck that old ginger who hawks crappy exercise equipment with the chick who broke Billy Joel's heart? I think fighting a dead Korean god would be a decent battle. If he had to fight pneumonia... I'd take the germs.
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Dec. 21, 2011 7:37 a.m. slantvaliant Dork
Does anyone know exactly where Chuck Norris was when Kim Jong Ill died?
Just sayin'.
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Dec. 21, 2011 7:53 a.m. nderwater SuperDork
“I once thought I’d rather die than have no legs, but now I see I was wrong.” - Alex Zanardi
Tiger Blood!
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Dec. 21, 2011 7:59 a.m. RossD SuperDork
93EXCivic wrote:
N Sperlo wrote:
Suggesting Chuck Norris could be defeated is a mortal sin. You're going to hell, Duke.
Not true Chuck Norris was beaten by Bruce Lee.
Oh yeah, about that...Bruce Lee is dead. So is Kim Jong Il.
Chuck Norris is alive. That's all the evidence I need.
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Dec. 21, 2011 7:59 a.m. pinchvalve SuperDork
First name: Kim First Name: The First Name: Chuck = Winner.
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Dec. 21, 2011 8:05 a.m. Sky_Render Reader
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I savagely beat my wife and children."
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Dec. 21, 2011 8:11 a.m. N Sperlo SuperDork
93EXCivic wrote:
N Sperlo wrote:
Suggesting Chuck Norris could be defeated is a mortal sin. You're going to hell, Duke.
Not true Chuck Norris was beaten by Bruce Lee.
It was staged.
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Dec. 21, 2011 8:15 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
Sky_Render wrote:
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I savagely beat my wife and children."
LOL
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Dec. 21, 2011 8:16 a.m. Osterkraut SuperDork
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Dec. 21, 2011 8:31 a.m. kazoospec Reader
This guy owns all of them: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Robin_Olds_during_vietnam...
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Dec. 21, 2011 8:33 a.m. MadScientistMatt SuperDork
Kim Jong Il once sent a gang of minions to kidnap a South Korean film director in the hopes of becoming a great producer.
If the Most Interesting Man In The World released a home movie of his last vacation, the only reason he wouldn't top the box office would be because critics would say it was too over the top and needed more plausibility. He has no need for the film director.
Chuck Norris has no need for the minions.
Chuck wins.
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Dec. 21, 2011 8:36 a.m. mndsm SuperDork
nderwater wrote:
“I once thought I’d rather die than have no legs, but now I see I was wrong.” - Alex Zanardi
Tiger Blood!
Ok, I want his shoes.
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Dec. 21, 2011 8:54 a.m. Twin_Cam SuperDork
mndsm wrote:
Ok, I want his shoes.
You'd steal the shoes off of a legless man?
There's a joke in there somewhere.
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Dec. 21, 2011 9:26 a.m. Otto Maddox Dork
mndsm wrote:
nderwater wrote:
“I once thought I’d rather die than have no legs, but now I see I was wrong.” - Alex Zanardi
Tiger Blood!
Ok, I want his shoes.
I would have made myself taller, I think. Or you could have different length legs for different things. That would be cool.
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Dec. 21, 2011 9:28 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
Otto Maddox wrote:
mndsm wrote:
nderwater wrote:
“I once thought I’d rather die than have no legs, but now I see I was wrong.” - Alex Zanardi
Tiger Blood!
Ok, I want his shoes.
I would have made myself taller, I think. Or you could have different length legs for different things. That would be cool.
Spring loaded - so you could leap like a Tick.
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Dec. 21, 2011 9:32 a.m. Trans_Maro Dork
His shoes are on the wrong feet!!!!
Left should be green (go)
Right should be red (stop)
He'd probably pick up a few tenths of a second there.
Shawn
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Dec. 21, 2011 9:51 a.m. BoostedBrandon HalfDork
My titanium legs would be all flamed out, made of carbon fiber, something awesome and cool.
As a side note, I'd always thought those voice boxes people use on their throats should come with optional voices, selectable from everything between Isaac Hayes to Jerry Lewis.
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Dec. 21, 2011 11:15 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork
so what is so interesting about the Most interesting guy?
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Dec. 21, 2011 11:36 a.m. Duke SuperDork
nderwater wrote:
“I once thought I’d rather die than have no legs, but now I see I was wrong.” - Alex Zanardi
Tiger Blood!
Alex doesn't seem to know port from starboard - or the go pedal from the stop pedal. Surprising on both counts.
