An accordion player parks his car in a bad neighborhood with his accordion in the back seat. Willing to take the risk, he goes into the store. When he returns, sure enough someone has broken into his car and put in three more accordions.
What does an accordion player say when he knocks on your door? "Domino's."
Do you know the range of an accordion? 'Bout 20 yards if you have a good arm.
What's the difference between a harmonica and an accordion? The harmonica only sucks on half the notes.
What's the definition of "waste"? A bus full of accordion players going over a cliff with six empty seats.
What is the difference between an accordion and an onion? No one cries when you cut up an accordion.
What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline
How do you get two accordion players to play in perfect unison? Shoot one.
'Perfect pitch' is when you can throw a banjo down an open mine shaft and not hit any of the accordians.
Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Be sure to try the waitress and tip your veal.
